A deathly silence

> Who: Emperors Cerebrum and Keto, Jay Chrysler (BD Universe), Various
> Other Clowns
> Where: The Empire Flagship
> When: After Jay's capture and before/during the BDs' attack
> "Interesting," mused the figures, as the clown commando fighters
> were launched to intercept the attackers.
A short while later
Huge bolts of energy lanced out of command ships, striking the attacking
fighters and vaporizing them. The few survivors turned to flee, but were
quickly destroyed by the pursuing fighters.
"Victory," shouted Emperor Keto.
"You always win," muttered Emperor Cerebrum, shutting off his computer. "I
want to play something else. Oh, I suppose we should check to see how the
battle's going."
"Looks like we're getting the worst of it," Cerebrum commented. "Perhaps we
should deploy our secret weapon."
"The death jar?" asked Keto.
"No, that's our public weapon. Our secret weapon."
"What secret weapon?" asked Jay.
"Watch, and learn! Muhahahahahaha!" they both said, chortling evily as Keto
flipped a switch.
On board the BD's fighters, all communications suddenly ceased. Not because
of jamming, but because everybody was suddenly incapable of talking.
"What's going on?" on pilot typed out using MSN.
"I'm not sure," typed another.
"Oh my god," typed a third. "I just checked the scanners. We've run into a
mime-field!"