rogue clowns

where: the bd... who really cares what level...
who: yours truly... Jack
when: just before a crucial part in the battle
In a remote part of the ship, the tea total bar opposite parrotts to be
precise, a man wearing a multi coloured trenchcoat, drinking a glass of
'kalibur' that awful non alcoholic beer that no one loves. The man behind
the bar, stunned at the small amount of money he has in his hand, his very
first customer... The first person to hand him any kind of currency...
After the trenchcoat clad stranger had finished his 'beer'...
"oh, crap... i need a whizz" he says.
As he rises, his trenchcoat gets trapped under the leg of his chair, and
gets pulled off him.
The barman didn't even have time to scream as a poison dart flew straight
into his eye. The stranger was now no longer trenchcoat clad... he was a
clown.
At the table far away from the door of parrotts, sat a muscular man, wearing
a leather jacket, and with a sword strapped to his back (a present from
alternate Jack ooc>sorry i didn't post that!) the door opens as another
group pile in. Jack always had the habit of looking towards the door as
people enter, but this time, he saw not a group of people entering parrotts,
but a flash of blue red and green, on the same jacket, jack recoiled from
the horror of a multicoloured piece of clothing. He finished his beer
quicly and left, in search of this person.
2 hours later, he was in a part of the ship he had never been before, the
walls were shiny, and the floor didn't have a mark on it... apart from the
footprints of the clown. Jack edged forward, but the lights dipped (as they
do) and jack came to a maze of passages. He edged forward, hearing
footsteps from all around him. He drew his sword <schik> and walked more
cautiously, turning as he moved.
"who's there? show yourself!" he said, stepping into a crossroad.
<fwoosh> came the sound of a dart, Jacks sword rose to meet the dart, and
broke the point of it, making it merely mark his leather jacket. Jack
jumped accross the cross roads, and fell against the wall, his sword up
high, he then jumped out, back into the cross roads. His feet caught the
bottom of the wall, and he rose up onto it, jumping over 2 darts. He
reached the clown and smashed the hilt of his sword into its face, the fake
nose flying through the air, and exploding on contact with the floor.
Jack pinned the clown, hit him in the stomach several times before saying
"where did you come from!? What are you doing here?!"
Then, another dart, from the other end of the passage, flew straight into
Jacks shoulder. He hit the clown once more, severing the connection between
the clowns brain and body, killing him. He managed to stand up, and turn to
see who fired it.
It was another clown. He fired another, jack only just managed to knock it
away, but was hit by the next, right in the chest, if only he zipped up his
leather jacket, he would have been saved, but the poison of the dart caught
up with him, and he fell to the ground. "you bastard!" he managed as he
finally lost consciousness.
<tag>
ooc> wow, thats got to be the best post i've done yet!!
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