Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Custard Pie ride!

Kara picked up the rodent and shook her head in disgust. "There is no way in
hell I'm doing that. Anyways I'm dead it won't do anything. I don't
breathe!" She complained. She looked around for someone else to volunteer.
No one. Bugger.
Moments later....
Kara threw the choking ferret down and felt like she was going to vomit. "If
you ever tell anyone I did that you're dead." She threatened.
(Yeah see I did it. Well taggers!)
Smeg On, Captain Emerald.
"Fear me for I am a writer!(evil laughter)"
>From: "Onion" <theonion770@...>
>Reply-To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
>To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
>Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Custard Pie ride!
>Date: Tue, 08 Jul 2003 21:47:49 -0000
>
>Ferreted Seymour Niples, Seymour Butts, Phil, Efof, Kara
>Promenade
>"Skallys" The Nightclub (door-but-one to the Gaybar)
>
>Seymour Butts, like his counterpart from the 'normal' timeline soon
>discovered that he too was a coward and ran inside the nightclub
>where he had originally put some pumping R+B on.
>
>"Oi Ferret, turn that shite off!"
>Seymour Niples in his furry ferret form was putting a new record on
>the decks, 'Now thats what I call Classical music 52'.
>Butts approached the DJ stand and Niples growled at him, standing on
>the decks on all fours. Butts pulled the ferret's elasticated bow-
>tie and let go, the ferret went flying backwards.
>
>Butts then preceded to put on 'Fave Footie chants 1969-1997' which
>did a great job of preventing the clowns from entering the
>nightclub, and almost drove Ambassador Niples out as unfortunately
>ferrets found it difficult putting their paws over their ears with
>those stubby little legs.
>
>Through all the fighting outside, both Seymours saw Canazza and some
>bloke go into the half destroyed MacDonalds and turn into larger
>ferrets... useful but still not a full cure. Niples decided to wait
>until a better cure could be found.
>
>Benny Hill music now started playing through the nightclubs
>speakers, which was perfect for watching the clowns fighting
>outside. Then suddenly a large pie was fired at Kara, Jay and Phil
>on the promenade and everyone was washed away by a massive wave of
>white foam, including the two Seymours. Phil, Efof and Kara washed
>straight past them too.
>
>The wave of foam took them down the darkened seedy end of the
>promenade where all the strip joints and probable burlesk houses
>were. Everyone got up, all covered in foam and gasping for air but
>at least everyone had been washed away from the clowns for now. All
>apart from Jay who was currently being mugged.
>"I didnt know you had foam parties of your Blue Dwarf too!" Seymour
>Butts said wiping off the foam cream from the pie, "I had you pegged
>for a load of squares..."
>"Oooh a strip club" Said Phil, pretending he didnt know it was there.
>Efof tugged at Phil's shirt. "Whats a... strip.. club?"
>Phil whispered in Efofs ear.
>
>"COOL! I havn't been in one of these since my 4th Birthday!" The
>alien yelped excitedly and ran inside. "I love human culture!" he
>could be heard shouting from inside as a ping pong ball flew past
>his head.
>
>It didnt take long before all the guys were inside just for 'a quick
>peek', leaving Kara outside with her arms folded, tapping her foot
>in annoyance.
>Then a small coughing could be heard from a puddle from the custard
>of the pie. Kara fished her hand inside the puddle and pulled out
>what looked like a drowned rat. In fact she almost dropped it but
>then saw it was wearing a fancy looking bow-tie.
>"Ambassador Niples?!" she exclaimed. But the ferret was motionless,
>he wasnt even breathing.
>"Oh my god! He's not breathing! What do I do? What do I do? Is there
>a doctor... or ahmmmm.. a vet around? I cant let a Royal Ambassador
>die!"
>
>Time was running out... she'd have to give the drowned ferret mouth
>to mouth resucitation....
>
><OOC- eeeeeewwww, will she willingly give mouth to mouth on a rodent?
> >
>
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