Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Prisoner of the evil empire

Who:- Chrysler
Where:- Death Jar brig
 
It had taken him forever, but finally, Jay pulled to fhrst of no less than 48 long screws from the ventialtion grille. The prison guards in this particular wing of the Death Jays mighty network of holding cell's had clearly learnt from past mistakes that air vents and their conjoined duct'y partners made for the best escape route's for the incarcerated and had taken extra security measures, they'd actually screwed the bugger in, of course they hadn't accounted for the intuitive guy with a 50 penny-cent coin in his pocket, who knew how to use it as a screwdriver.
"What are you doing?" asked the clown who had been employed to guard Jay's cell
"Me? nothing...nothing"
"What's that in your hand?"
Jay held out his hand and looked at it, then looked up at the clown.
"That" said Jay "Is a family heirloom"
"It's a screw"
"Yes! Yes it is!"
"How can a screw be a family heirloom!"
"Well...my grandfather couldn't afford an engagement ring for my grandmother.....so he gave her a bloody good screw instead"
"Oh..Ok.." said the clown, Jay's comment as far over his head as a very high thing.
Jay didn't like having to resort to the thoughts of his grandparents doing the nasty, but he really had no choice, this WAS life or death.
Jay heard a grating sound as the iron gates to his wing were slid open, and two more clown commandoes entered.
"The emperor's want to see him"
The bar's to Jay's scell were thrown open and he found himslef at gunpoint "Walk" said one of the clown's, Jay raised his hands to the back of his head and began to walk. "Were gonna see the big cheese's?"  he asked
"Thats the almighty, all-seeing, all-knowing benevolent leaders to you"
"Oh silly me..hey can I have a gun too?!" he asked the Clown to his right
"You think I'm some kind of clown?" came the reply
Jay just stared at the guy, stumped for a response to that. 
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Eventually Jay  said...
 
 
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"Worked on Plebe!"
 
 
"Were here" said the Clown eventually, he had developed an attitude with Jay during the journey up from the brig, and pushed him through the double doors to the emperor's command chamber.
"HEY!" said Jay "I was just trying to make conversation! I didn't realise she was your mother!" 
"YOU CALLED HER A SWEATY MANURE MUNCHING HIPPO!"
"IT WAS DARK!"
"SILENCE!" boomed a voice around the chamber, Jay stairned to see where it was coming from in the darkness
"Welcome..Mr Chrysler..we've been expecting you.."
"Well..yeah..you kinda ordered the clowns to BRING me here..."
"Well..thats....bu...SHUT UP!"
 
< Keet's, Ben..operation 'gloat' I believe?> 
 
 
 

----- Original Message -----
From: Ben Nettleship
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Thursday, July 10, 2003 2:09 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Prisoner of the evil empire
The clown buggered of rather sharpish and left Phil, MP and Kara suddenglyand worringly on their own.Jay, as he was being dragged by six or seven clowns, wasn't gonna go downwithout even more of a fight, he managed to break free of the clown's grip,and punched, kicked and swore his way back through a good 12 clowns, beforehe heard a loud THWACK and everything went blackIf he had stayed concious a second longer, he would have heard a honk fromthe bladder that hit him over the skull."Let's get him out of here," squealed one clown."Then can we dip him in carbonite so as to lure his Jedi friend into anelaborate death trap?" suggested another one."Don't be stupid, where will we get the carbonite?" replied another clown."No, let's just put him in a needlessly elaborate yet nonetheless dangerousdeathtrap.""But wait," said the officer clown. "We need to bring him to the evilemperors, so they can initiate operation Enduring Gloating.""Good point, let's get him out of here," said the clown, and they quicklydragged Jay back to their ship.JMC's  best....brightest....the most drunk.....www.BlueDwarf.co.uk-Your number one resource in all things Blue Dwarf related,Edit your crewroster profile today!To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.comYour use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.