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Who: Timmy, Elwood, WD40
Where: The Brig
When: During the big 'ol clown invasion
The Clown commandos marched into the Brig trailing Timmy behind them. One of them spoke.
"We have rounded up another mechanical life-form, shall we put him in with the others?"
"Yes," said the guard clown, walking up to him, shoes squeaking with every step, "There are too many of these things, makes you wonder what twisted minds would create such grotesque monstrosities"
He grabbed Timmy and tossed him into the cell containing a couple of Mechanoids, Elwood and a few other robots.
"By eck," Timmy said, righting himself, He looked around and spotted Elwood, "alright mate!"
"Hey, they got you too?" The Uberskutter said
"Who are your friends?" Timmy pointed to the half-dozen or so droids that took up the rest of the cell.
"Well, You know WD40, The cleaning mech from our ship" Elwood pointed to the other Mech, "well, this one's E-45, he works in the Medical bay, making sure that the place is extra-sanitary for operations and the like"
E-45 gave a reserved wave, "Hey,"
"They both have similar personalities, IE, none... the rest are random droids made by various crewmen"
one of them bounded over to Timmy, he was about the same size as him, red in colour and had a big yellow happy-face button for a head, "HEY!" it said, bouncing up and down on it's spring legs, "I'm hoppy, I can jump the height of two cargo-bays,"
"What happens if you're in only one Cargo-bay" timmy asked
"I get hit on the head" He said as another, larger one pushed him out of the way,
"I am Thor" it said
"Take an Athprin then" Timmy Quipped
"You dare mock me?!" it growled, he appeared to be made for battle, there were definite signs of wear and tear over his once shiny metalic body
"Ignore him" Hoppy interrupted, "He's just disgruntled because he has to clean out the incinerator, while it's still on"
The other droids in the cell appeared to be sleeping, however, one looked like an automated chef, complete with oven and hobs and a monitor, which had the face of Jamie Oliver on it... very scary indeed, another looked like a chinaman, Timmy assumed he worked in the Launderette, the last one got Timmy quite excited, it looked like a set of beer taps.
"OOH!" Timmy squealed, "What's he?"
"He is the automatic McFlurry dispenser from McDonalds" Elwood explained
"Spawn of SATAN!" Timmy spat, "does he dispense beer?"
"Only if there is a beer McFlurry... which I doubt" Elwood looked out of the cell, the guard was reading a magazine, 'Clown fancy', which sported a female in a bikini with clown makeup on. "Good, the guard is distracted, wake him up"
Thor shook the chef with the Jamie Oliver monitor face,
"hey mates, what's up?" He said,
"We have a visitor, show him the plans" Elwood 'gestured' to Timmy (well, all he has is a skutter head...)
"Pucker," The head disappeared, thankfully, and were replaced by plans of the ship, with big red areas and slightly smaller blue areas
"what are those?" Timmy asked
"The red areas are areas held by the clowns" the red areas, most of the ship, started pulsing
"Oh, damn" Timmy cursed
"The blue areas are those held by the remaining dwarfers" Parrots bar, the strip club,  McDonalds and the far rear of engineering started pulsing
"so what's the plan" Timmy asked
"well, thanks to our droid friends, E-45's medical knowledge, which I might add took many a beating by Thor to get out of him,"
"But i'm just a cleaning droid, i'm not supposed to " Thor whacked E-45 on the head
"thank you Thor, as I was saying, thanks to E-45's medical knowledge, we managed to find out the ferret antidote"
"Neato, how?"
"Thanks to our friend in the laundry" he looked at the sleeping chinaman droid, "We managed to get some samples of the clown's blood, they sent some laundry in before they kidnapped him."
"How did you create it?"
"It's a mixture of something they put in McDonalds Cola and a McFlurry" Elwood looked dejected, "unfortunately, we don't have any McDonalds cola"
"I do," Timmy said, opening his chest compartment, there was a small bottle of scotch, some whisky and tequila, along with some cola
"Why do you have cola?"
"Sometimes a guy likes to drink mixers..."
"Great, now all we have to do is get it to the crew"
"Are you sure they'll want to drink a Cola McFlurry? I mean, they taste pretty awful normally, but with the disgusting cola flavour, eww"
"They'll have to, or remain ferrets forever"
"That's cruel," timmy contemplated, "not a choice I'd want to make"Name: Dave Canazza
Status: Not in this episodeSpecial thanks to the onion for the McFlurry thing,
Oh, and also, thanks to my involvment in BD, my spellchecker now wants to replace "Neato" with "Keto"