The square root of Pie

SNIP
 
"That was a bit of luck..." said the little clown ignoring Phil who was gibbering on the floor
 
"Yeah dunno how that pic of Barney got stuck on there..."
 
"Yeah odd that..."
 
END SNIP
Jay was trying to break free of the highly-elastic custard from the giant custard pie that had been thrown at him, the exo-suit's motors straining to break free, "He's down!" said one of the clown's pointing at Jay "Take him out before he breaks free!" Kara tried to run across, to help Jay free but was set upon by a large group of clowns
"What about this one cheif?" said the small one pointing at Phil who was snarling and crying at the same time due to the fact that the barney pic was being waved close to him..
"He's harmless, look at him..."
"Sir, do you think we should take one of em prisoner?"
"Yes, grab the suited one...What the hell is that?" said the lead clown pointing behind where Kara was standing..
"EEEEEEE!!" shouted Mini-Phil as soon as the clown's eyes set upon him, he then charged, leaping up and clamping his teeth down hard on the lead clown's testicles. "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!" screamed the clown, "GET HIM OFF! GET HIM OFF!"
"Bad Mini-Phil" said Kara, and prised the midget's teeth apart, "It's like this.." she whispered, and picking up two large concrete blocks from the rubble of McDonalds, slammed the hard together trapping the clowns, slightly blue and black ball-sack in between them. Mini-Phil raised an eyebrow..that was too far..even for him!
Phil had started again to move the clown brigade's second in command noticed this and darted across, picking up the cross his superior had dropped and held it once again up in front of Phil, Phil stiffened again, dropped the weapons he had picked up and fell to the floor burying in his head between his knees. Three clown's landed in the area around Phil, all dazed, Jay had got one of the suit's arm's free and had thrown them aside but more were piling on, as quickly as he tried to free himself, the more clown's trapped him further
"Sir he's starting to break free...shall i deploy the big pie?"
"NO...holy christ wagons there's not enough room...the backwash of comedy custard will get us as well..
"Well...off...how about this?"
The clowns all looked at a small switch on the side of the suit marked...
"Emergency power down mode...DO NOT EVER USE THIS ON COMBAT...ONLY A GIMPWAD WOULD PRESS THIS BUTTON"
"It's a trap" said General Ackbar of the 4th armoued clowns division
"SO Joey...you can press it..."
"EH? i'd rather deal with the ball biting midget and the nutter with the bricks..."
"Right you are...I'll press it..."
Ackbar edged slowly towards the suit, the button was convienently positioned just under the suit's right arm, which happened to be the arm that Jay had gotten free. Jay saw him approach, and swung for the clown, launching him through three bulkheads on the other side of the promenade. "THIS ISN'T WORKING!" Screamed Wiggle's the clown who was currently on top of the pile of clown's that had amassed atop Jay in the suit, seconds before Kara launched herself through the air, slamming her foot into Wiggle's face, stelaing his meson rifle at the same time, "KEEP HER BUSY!" shouted Mr Banana's as another wave of clowns surrounded Kara, Mini-Phil, Butz leapt in to try and help her out, all this meant there were less people helping Jay, and gave the clowns the opportunity to sever the arm's servo tubing, disabling it completley.it didn't take them long after this to begin to prise the cockpit glass open
"Phil...could do with a little help over here..." yelled Jay as he nutted a clown that tried to squirt his face with a flower
"How little?" said Phil not being able to help himself
"NOT HIM...i know you...will you piss off..." this last comment was to the clown who had grabbed his suit there was a popping noise and Jay was pulled out the suit and was being dragged down the corridor...General Ackbar said "NOW Wiggles..deploy the BIG pie....."
The clown buggered of rather sharpish and left Phil, MP and Kara suddengly and worringly on their own.
Jay, as he was being dragged by six or seven clowns, wasn't gonna go down without even more of a fight, he managed to break free of the clown's grip, and punched, kicked and swore his way back through a good 12 clowns, before he heard a loud THWACK and everything went black
 
<tag to..Ben for the Jay thing and to Kara, Niples and co for the pie thing!..we got a multi-people tag!>
 
This post brought to you by Phil "Big girl's blouse" FeBuggure and Jay "Grand Theft Exo victim" Chrysler