Ferretman

<snip>
The ferret Canazza and the ferret donald started laying into each other violently as the Commander stepped over them and down the hallway.</snip>
Who: Canazza and Donald AKA the Ferret Canazza's
Where: The corridor where they were turned into ferrets
When: before the snip
All of a sudden Canazza was looking at the black shiny boot of his alternate. His reflection was rather strange and hairy.
"Bloody hell, i'm a ferret" he said, but it came out as a series of squeaks.
Donald, who had also been ferreted, jumped at Canazza, "I'll kill you" he squeaked insanely
The two ferrets tumbled end over end, clawing and scratching at each other.
"Get off me you nutcase" Canazza squeaked as he took a chunk out of Donald's arm.
"Ow, that hurt" he said, standing on his hind legs. He sported a tuft of hair on the top of his head, like he had when he was human. Canazza meanwhile seemed to have the same bit, but it instead hung over his eyes.
"We have to get help" Canazza said, absently grooming himself, "Did I just do a ferret thing?"
"Yep" Donald said, looking around. There were clown commandos coming down the corridor. "HEY! DOWN HERE YOU FLOPPY SHOED GIMPS!"
One of the commandos looked down, "Oohh.. a ferret," he was pushed on by the clown behind him.
"HEY!" Donald shouted,
"He can't understand you" Canazza explained,
"that's crap" Donald said, The commandos continued walking on. "We have to get up to that console" he looked up to the console he had been working on before he was turned into a ferret.
"why?"
"I saw one of the clowns get splashed with the ointment, they didn't change" Donald jumped on one of the clowns legs and ran up and jumped onto the console. Canazza followed on another clown. Donald continued to explain "I managed to knock one out and get a blood sample, i've been analysing it using what's left of Holly"
"Oh, and what have you found"
"Holly thinks that this is the compound that was in their bloodstream" He pointed to a blob on the screen with his nose
"Chloroethyl-dihydrogenoxide-borosulfide" Canazza paused, "Where can we get that?"
"Holly said it's the thing they put in McDonald's coke to make it taste weird"
"TO MCDONALDS!" Canazza jumped onto another clowns back, followed by Donald.
Some time later, after more clown shoulder jumping, running across decks and climbing through vents, they get to the promenade.
The two run into Mcdonalds and up onto the dispenser.
"press it then" Canazza gestured to the metal tab that dispensed the cola.
"you press it"
"we'll both press it"
The two of them leaned against the tab and cola gushed over them.
They were still ferrets.
"Thank you Holly" Canazza said, "I'm a ferret, and i'm covered in sticky cola."
just has he finished that, he felt a strange feeling in his stomach.
There was a flash as the drinks dispenser shattered, and the two half-foot tall ferrets disappeared and were replaced with two, 6ft tall ferrets.
Canazza looked down at himself, "Better than nothing, I wonder if people can understand us now"
One of the clown commandos walked into McDonalds and stood upright, eyes wide open.
"Hello" Donald said,
"Hello," The commando said, "Umm..."
"What's going on here" asked another clown, he spotted the two behind the counter, "SHOOT THEM"
The duo were covered in a flurry (sorry) of ointment, they remained ferrets, and they remained 6ft tall.
Canazza let out an evil chuckle and jumped off the counter and ran, sharp teeth bearing, at the two clowns, who proceeded to run out of the restaurant. "The back exit," he said, turning to Donald, who had disappeared, "Damn, lost him again"
He turned to one of the Mirrors on the wall, "I look like a thin grey Whitewolf" he said to himself.Name: Dave Canazza
Status: Thin grey Whitewolf