2 Niples and one pumping Bass

The Ferrettyfied Seymour Niples, Seymour Butts, Efof and Donald
Flight Deck
<snip>
"what about Efof and Butts, we can't leave them with that psychopath"
"we can only hope he gets turned into a ferret, and anyway, i'm sure
they'll
find a way out. But first we have to lead those clowns away"
Canazza started the bot moving for the newly create doorway,
continually
blasting the other rows of killer clowns comming out of the other
entrances.
<end snip>
"Come back you smegging twats!" Butts called after Canazza and
Timmy, motoring away on Timmy#2. Ambassador Niples now the poshest
Ferret in the universe because he was still wearing a little dicky-
bow stood sniffing the air, darting his little head around smelling
Clowns approaching.
Efof looked around and saw Donald with them, who grinned happily
back at him. Efof whispered to Butts, "Who is this guy?"
"I dunno, I thought he was with you! Shall we just leave him and
run?"
Efof looked back at Donald who shyly saved back.
"Well.... Seymour always told me that we should be polite to
everyone, even people we dont know... " protested Efof.
"Very noble of him... hangon, you sure he means everyone?"
"Everyone unless they are wearing football shirts or tracksuits of
course... "
"Pompous old Bastard!" Butts shouted at the ferret and smoothed out
the creases on his tracksuit bottoms.
The back door to the room suddenly burst open and in bounded another
squadren of clowns, this time on space-hoppers. A few swung in from
trapeezes from the ceiling and sprayed ointment from flowers on
their lapels.
Niples the Ferret scuttled out of the door shreiking, being a ferret
made him scared of clowns no less.
"Time to go!" said Butts and dragged Efof to follow the ferret.
**Promenade**
Ferret Niples scuttled down the promenade where it looked like a
huge battle had taken place. Windows were smashed, debris from the
smashed unbilical tether between this BD and the alternate BD was
strewn everywhere. A dead or injured clown layed on the floor and a
homeless person was stealing his big comedy boots.
"Wow, saturday nights on your Promenade is almost as good as ours!"
Butts exclaimed.
"Yeah one time, I saw this drunk guy spew over in that corner, then
a guy pee'd on it, then i saw a girl sat there eating some cheesy
chips, then I saw a homeless guy sleep there!" Efof said in
amazement. "You humans are pretty funny!!!" He said putting his
hands down his pants and picking his nose.
Butts watched Efof jollily flick a bogie in the direction of the
tramp who was now wearing the clown shoes and trying to sit down in
a shop doorway without the huge boots tangling round themselves. The
strange Alien confused him, bit thought best to say nothing.
"Hey, that uptight pompous ass- I ..uh mean ferret has found
something!"
Seymour was sniffing a doorway next to the Spar. Butts opened the
door and the ferret bounded into the room which was filled with
crates of expensive Caviar. "Typical!" Butts shouted at the ferret,
and Niples snarled at him.
As it was a saturday night, the nightclubs on the promenade were
open- despite the intruder alert warnings, and invasion of a hostile
armed force, but the nightclub owners opened on the offchance of
even a little money. And they even welcomed a small party of clowns
from the invasion force who couldnt be arsed with this 'hostile
takeover' malarchy. But doing their duty, this gang of clowns (these
ones armed with numbchucks for no apparent reason) came out of the
club and faced the Ffionian and tracksuited Butts. Ferret Niples
jumped onto Butts shoulder and hid under his tracksuit for
protection.
"If we have to fight..." Butts started "...at least lets do it to
some good pumping bass music!!!"
The clowns looked at each other in confusion as Butts nipped into
the nightclub and put some hip R+B on and cranked up the volume.
"Now lets get ready to rumble!" Seymour Butts dropkicked the first
clown and slammed his fist into another in time with the music.
Efof picked up a complete set of 3 kitchen pans from a broken shop
window and with one in each hand and a casserole dish in another
began clobbering the clowns.
Ambassador Niples in his ferret form however scuttled into the
nightclub and with his tiny paws thumbed through the classic record
collection and settled for "The hall of the mountain king" from Peer
Gynt by Greeg. He put it on and started dancing.
"Who changed the smegging music!" Shouted Seymour Butts outside,
momentarily distracted so a clown knocked him to the ground. The
clown swung his numbchucks around his head and prepared to finish
him....
<OOC- anyone want to jump in and help? Please!!>