One man come in the name of love, One man come and go....

Who: Jane Keats, Jack Keats, Jonathon Keats, 'Just' Jack, Joseph
theodore Severn, and Jimmy, the dog
where: Keats apartment
when: probably about 1930ish by the sounds of these guys...
Clowns were stalking the corridors of The JMC BLue Dwarf, a new
prototype weapon was being field tested 'Hey, Bongo, the hell does
this do?' The one identified as Bongo shrugged his depressingly large
shoulders and attempted to frown, remembering himself, he shrugged,
well, half shrugged, more, rose of the floor slightly. The clown
pressed the button of the Prototype 'IRR Gun', or annoyance rifle.
The beam hits the part of the ship, causing painful side-effects to
any would be narrators...
One apon a time, in a large blue ship, 5 hard working subjects of The
Jupiter Mining Corporation were sneakily hiding away for a few drinks
when suddenly...
'Woh, did you feel that my friends?' said Jonathan Keats, heartily to
his friends. They all looked at him Flabbergasted.
'I say, thats a rather queer bit of speech youve picked up their
chummer!' Said his good friend Jack. The others turned and gasped, it
was very unlike Jack to use such words, and this caught the others by
suprise! 'Well, this is rather odd. Whats say we leave our drinks for
later, and investigate this Adventure' Severn looked as shocked as
the others when he said this. Jonathon looked around at his friends
again, was it just him, or had they changed clothes recently.
'Well, whats say we finish our... pint.. of.. Bee... Ginger Beer...
and find out'
'Oh, that sounds like a wizard of a plan' Jane said.. wondering why
her Jacket had changed into a very unsuitable dress and frock. Jimmy
the dog barked in agreement. Everyone laughed heartily...
The head clown, Boffo, clad in the usual Kevlar Slacks and titanium
Flower Hats, Stood before the clown who had fired the IRR gun.
'Now then, your saying you "accidently" pressed the fire button of an
un-field tested weapon, which hit the ship and caused it to glow for
a short while...' The clown, named Trixy, nodded. Boffo, nodded his
head, two muscular clowns, who looked as though humour to them
consisted of beating people around the head with lengths of metal,
dragged him away. 'Take him to... The mime artists...'
Trixys face sprawled with panic 'Oh god no, please, not the mime
artists, ohhhh im sorry, please! NOOOOOOOOO' The screams filled the
corridors.
'Right, take this to the bionical gardens and guard it, wel mae up
some flase reports about this.. awesome weapon...
The Sequential Six headed out of The room. Jonathon, the natrual
leader out of them, looked through his binoculars 'Well my friends,
pull up your socks, and tell Franny to keep dinner hot, because we
shall solve this mystery!' The others cheered, Jimmy barked with
amusement. Keats blinked, had that dog been there before... Jane
stepped up to John
'Do you think wel need some packed lunches Jonathan? Jospeh does get
rather hungry as you know, and It would be awfully wicked if we went
out without telling Aunty when wed be back' John stood upstraight
'We must apologise to Aunty when we get back, but we MUST go and get
to the bottom of this mystery' Suddenly, they heard the shouts, Jack
held Jane, who looked frightend.
'Quickly, theres no time to waste!' The ran towards what looked like
a cave system.
'It came from in here! We must follow the scoundrels behind this'
John Bravely went in, scrapping his knees badly, but he knew, in his
heart, that the people who he was following were the reason that his
mother and father had dissapered, and also for the odd lights coming
from the valley on saturdays. He knew, that he had to go on... didnt
he...?
There was a scream from behind them 'Jane!' Jack shouted.
'Janes fallen down Johnathon, what are we to do! shes fallen down and
the water in the caves rising, plus shes broken her ankle!' Jane was
shouting for help, the roaring sound of the oceans were filling up
the caves, and Johns knowledge of the tidals told him that in 2
hours, the entire Cave that Jane was in would be flooded.. he had to
act fast...
OOC-How to turn any post into a famous five rip off in three easy
steps.... SMAndy, il finish this when i have some more ideas...