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Seymour Niples, Seymour Butts, Efof, Canazza, Timmy + Donald
Alternate BD's Brig
Leaving Jay in the Indian Takeaway, The Seymour's and Efof had been
hurried to the alternate Blue Dwarf's brig to give evidence about
this Donald fellow.
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The guard unlocked the cell door
"Thank god," Canazza sighed, "Lock that gimboid up" he pointed to
Donald
"Nope" Said the guard, "there is reasonable doubt that one or both
of you were acting in self defence, therefore, by our policy, both
go free,"
"That's Bull - " Canazza was cut off from swearing by the sound of
clowns over the speakers, "I'd better get going"
Canazza ran out of the brig and headed for the docking bay were he
left Timmy#2.
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Seymour Niples called Canazza back, "Excuse me, wait- you can not
leave us in this festering cell!"
Seymour Butts burped and Efof giggled.
Suddenly there was a crash and a jolt of the ship, it felt far away,
nobody could tell it if was this Blue Dwarf or theirs, but something
had just been hit. Alarm bells started sounding, and their echoes
rang through both ships.
Canazza who had been running down a corridor fell to his knees and
came back to Niples, Butts and Efof. "What the hell was that?"
Then as if to answer them, something came through the wall. It was a
ship that blasted and pushed its way through the wall. It had
obviously been going at some speed to pierce the outerlayers of
hull, but it did, the fore-section erupting through the bent walls
into the corridor they were in.
Having little time to think they ran down the corridor away from the
intruder vessel as the pointy end of the ship opened up to scraping
metal and out came Clowns...
Two other ships crashed into the corridor just after they had ran
past those section and just as they could reach a stairwell, a
fourth crashed just in front of them. It was painted in bright
carnival colours, and its head opened up to let out more clowns.
Seymour Niples saw the clowns and let out a loud girlie
scream. "AAaahhhh clowns, I hate clowns!!" he grabbed at Butt's
football shirt and tried to bury his face in his chest.
"Shuttup ya gurl!" Butts said, pushing him away.
Being an alien, Efof had never seen a clown before. He approached
the lead clown, his face painted the typical white with a big red
smile painted comically over his lips.
"Hehehe!" Efof giggled naively. "You look funny!!! I've only ever
heard about clowns, do you do balloon animals?"
Seymour Butts silently tried to coax the Ffionian back away from the
dangerous clown, which was now looking rather confused. A gang of
clowns from behind had them surrounded from every direction of the
corridor.
The clown Efof had approached was at nature still a clown, so
reluctantly he gave his meson cannon to the clown next to him and
started blowing up some balloons and twisting it into the shape of a
dog which he tied string to and gave to Efof. Efof beamed at this.
"Awww, thats so cute!" he said holding the dog on the string.
Another clown barged through to the front, he looked more in charge
than the rest.
"What are you doing, we're supposed to be killing them!!"
He shot an ointment gun at them which hit Seymour Niples full on. He
almost instantly turned into a Ferret.
"NOOOO!!!" screamed Efof, "That's mean Mr Clown!"
Seymour wasnt accustomed to being a ferret, but quickly adapted and
scarpered up Canazza's leg and jumped up into a ventallation grill.
"Hey, we can use this!" Dave said, pulling the grill off the shaft
and Butts gave him a leg up inside. Butts followed and they pulled
Efof up, still clutching the balloon animal.
The clowns below growled and fired ointment up at them.
"Quick, crawl for you life!" Butts said. They all followed Ferret
Niples, the clattering sound of hundreds of clowns climbing into the
ventillation shaft behind them.
They reached a shaft intersection, which was a small room where they
could lock the door to the shaft they had just come through.
"Ooh whats this?" Efof enquired, finding a button on the wall.
"Its probably to wash and dry the ventillation shaft" Canazza said.
So Efof pressed it.
In the shaft they had just come from, the following clowns wailed as
they were sprayed with water, washing thick clown makeup into their
mouths and eyes and then to dry them off a roasting fireball shot
through the shaft.
Seymour Butts belched a goodbye to the burning clowns as they all
slid down a shaft into the docking bay.