Alive alive-o

Who: Canazza, Timmy, Donald Canazza, KBB, Byron, Alternate keto.
Where: Alternate BD
When: Slightly after the nanosecond before the post began.
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He walked over to a wall communicator, stunned.
"I need a medical team down here." he looked at the corpse, "actually, make that the coroner"
He looked at the corpse, it was HIM. He had seen some strange things on this ship, but he had never seen his own corpse.
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Canazza followed the medical team through the corridors of the alternate BD who were carrying his twisted psycho double  on a stretcher. Apparently he wasn't dead, as Canazza thought when he shot his alternate in the chest with a sonic obliterator, but infact he narrowly missed most of the major organs and destroyed just one lung and one ribcage. Unfortunately, the double could still die if he's not patched up.
The medical team, well, two skutters and a nurse, along with Timmy, ran at full pelt down the corridors, leaving the slightly overweight Canazza in their dust.
He wandered the corridors looking for an X-press lift to take him up to the medical bay but he couldn't find a working one for ages. At one point he could have sworn he saw a dirty-grey hamster dragging a midget down the corridor, but dismissed it as a combination of sleep deprivation, hunger and delirium brought on by seeing his own dying body.
When he eventually found a lift and got to the bay, two hour later, the surgeons had patched his alternate up and he was just getting his coat. There was a large hole where his lung should have been that you can see right through. It was supported by metal bars.
"Two hours?!" Canazza squealed, "Is that all it took you?"
"Yes," Said the alternate Keto, "It was quite simple since you really just destroyed most of the organ, all we needed to do was seal it up"
"And how come you're letting him go, he's insane"
"No he isn't" Byron said,
"Like you're one to judge" KBB remarked
"I'm not insane," Donald explained, nodding, Canazza turned around and two security heavies blocked his path
"what's the meaning of this?"
"You are to be held for questioning as to why you attacked one of our officers"
"He was attacking me!" Canazza protested
"I wasn't attacking you" Donald replied calmly
Canazza looked round, "what about that speech you gave about taking a human life?"
"I never said a word"
"Surely they have it on film, there are security cameras everywhere"
"Not on that deck" Donald remarked.
"What about Timmy?" Canazza looked round for his robot
"I can't remember much about the last 6 hours" He said, there was a large foot-shaped ding in his head.
"That's because he kicked you across the floor" Canazza explained.
"Enough of this" the Heavy said, grabbing Canazza by the armpits, "You're off to the brig mate"
"How can I prove to you he's a smegging headcase?!"
"You need a witness" Donald laughed, as Canazza was frog-marched off to the brig. He stopped abruptly and started gasping for air, "I Guess I can't laugh like that with only one lung" he said between breaths.Name: Dave Canazza
Status: In desperate need of a witness