What hit me?

(note the best why to describe this post is to rember that Phil has been knocked about and is now on what can best be called "Good Sheeeet")
 
The blue one danced and danced and danced round the room...
 
Phil tried to sit up and was held down by giant version of Penfold...
 
"I think the drugs arent working proppelry...his dna is...odd.." said Penfold...
 
"You okay Phil...it's me Jay?" said A five headed version of jay...
 
"Wana pie now...." replied Phil..
 
"WTF is he goin on about " asked a giant floating chicken with no head?
 
"Dunno...but he seems to be enjoying self..."
 
"PHIL WHAT HAPPENED?"
 
"SHOOOOOOEEESSSSS"
 
"Oh christ did someone show him his last credit card bill?" The chicken was for some reason now breakdancing in a roman amiphetere...
 
"Okay...dont normaly do this...but our test show and i cant belive I'm saying this...is that we need to get him drunk...then the drugs will wear off quicker.."
 
"Ah" said The Cheat, who was nawing on kebab..."Not a good idea..."
 
"Well...he thinks he's Satan..."
 
"Satan we can handle...but we need him clean..." said the Pie, which then burst into flames.
 
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