Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Time for a plan

"Are we ...I see your Dean Thomas is a wee bit differnt from ours then..."
 
"Has he taken out many ships?" asked GP
 
"I can say 100% that Dean Thomas has destroyed more ships then anyother person I know..."
 
"Thats right" added real Jay "You should see my budget...they had to doyble it three times in the last year just to pay for his write off's"
"Why not just claim the insurance?" real Phil asked, "makes sense surely?"
"Phil mate trust me even YOUR bank account couldn't pay the premiums they want when they hear Dean's name in the 'named drivers' section."
"Well" said Alternate Jay "Our Dean's good..course, not nearly as good as me, no-ones as good as me right baby?" he said pulling Lomaz close to him.
"Please.." said real Jay "I saw you fly that midget, over to our ship..and frankly it was amatuer-ish, Amber was pulling off more complex stuff after a week when I was teaching her!"
"Well sorry if I didn't have academy training! When you're fighting for your life all the time..."
"Save it guys!" Captain Tara said "Lets just go over the plan, Phil what's wrong with it?" 
"You wanna launch an assault on the death jar right?"
Everyone in the room nodded. Mini-Phil just went "EEEE"
Jay moved him and sat him next to Lomaz so he could perv, just to piss his counterpart off.
"Well...." said Phil "This thing's deadlier than Alota with a headache and its armours twice as tough"
Real Jay winced at this thought. 
"Yeh.." Tara said "But the wepaons Phil's designed will get through it easy"
"Afraid not" said Real Phil "Ive done some calculations and nothing that either of our ships has got has got a yield NEARLY powerful enough to make a dent! The only option is to take it out from the inside"
"How do you pu-pu-propose we do THAT?" stammered train-spotter-febuggure.
"I havent worked out all the kinks yet..." Phil said "But If we can get one of your explosives inside the main reactor It'll blow the thing apart. I can lead a team from both ships on an assault, the tough parts just getting inside"
 
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----- Original Message -----
From: Chris Kentlea
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Sent: Sunday, June 22, 2003 9:12 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Time for a plan

Who : Those from the "mjlleni ...sorry Rebel BD" + our lot
Where : Confernce room, Rebel BD
When : afterwards
 
"So thats all your plan is it?"
 
There had been some bickering going on...For the last hour Phil and Captain Tara had been discussing battle plans...Normal Tara was not happy and had stormed off somewhere..
 
Even Captain Alota had got bored and decided to join Tara, giving her husband Jay a "you better make sure nothing goes on cos if you do you can say goodbye to ALL bed privalges..."
 
"Is there someting wrong with it?" asked
 
"Something wrong...oh no no no...EVERTHTNG WRONG WITH IT...."
 
"erm excuse me, it t-t-took me ages to think up this plan...." stammered geek Phil..
 
"Well it's crap..."
 
"Why do think it's crap?"
 
*crash*
"EEEEE"
*thud*
 
"What was that midget doing up in the ventelation duct?"
 
Phil, distracted by the site of a comataose MP replied "Knowing him trying to look down your top..."
 
"Hmmm?" answered CT.
 
"Well, you do sem to be showing...aha...clevage..."
 
"Really and does that embarrs you?" she said leaning forward so old Phil could get a REALLY good look.
 
"ehhh...Look, back to the plan...it's shit...really it is...We'd have better luck simply asking dean thomas to dock the ship with the thing..."
 
"Thomas..Dean Thomas?...one of the best fighter pilots in the galaxy? The one who did the kessel run in 3.4 parsecs?"
 
"Are we ...I see your Dean Thomas is a wee bit differnt from ours then..."
 
"Has he taken out many ships?" asked GP
 
"I can say 100% that Dean Thomas has destroyed more ships then anyother person I know..."
 
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