Seymour Niples "The grass is always greener?"

Seymour Niples
Going to the Alternate Blue Dwarf
 
Seymour dressed in his suit, waitcoat and tails walked the gangplank to the other Blue Dwarf. The gangplank had a thick see-through Perspex walling, allowing him to see between the two ships.
Seymour took a moment to stop and look through the window. Blue Midgets flew around and between both ships with replacement pieces in their small robot arms. It was like walking over a service station bridge over a busy motorway every time a ship flew under it made Seymour’s heart jump.
 
He crossed to the new ship to see the people hard at work. Was it just him or did the technicians here look less rough? They were actually working and not arsing around leaning on their tools and whistling at the female officers. Or maybe he was just thinking this because the grass is always greener on the other side.
He then flexed his negotiator muscles and went into Ambassadorial mode.
“Ambassador Niples, I’m here to strengthen alliances between our-“ he stopped as the person he was talking to turned away busily.
“Ambassador Nip-“ he turned to someone else, an officer.
“Ambassador Niples- representing the Queen of-“
 
Everyone was ignoring him. Some people were even laughing and mocking him.
 
He lifted his nise in the air and walked away from this storage area and found his way up to the command area of the ship.
When they had encountered the alternate Blue Dwarfs in the ‘Nice’ and ‘Evil’ universes, he had met his double from the nice universe and they had got on terribly well. It had been nice to talk to someone who shared the same views, as of course it was an alternative version of himself and there’s nothing more he enjoyed than his own company!!
So he went off in search of himself in this universe and maybe they could talk in a more civilized manor.
 
Asking someone where his alternate’s quarters were (as the Seymour in this universe unfortunately hadn’t been honoured with the job as Royal Ambassador, Seymour grinned smugly to himself at this fact, he had something to boast about at least!)
Seymour took a deep breath before he walked through the door, and expecting the sound of classical orchestral music to fill his ears instead he was shocked to hear “GOAAAAAAAAAL!”
 
His alternate self’s quarters was covered in dirty washing, pizza boxes piles on the draining board, lager cans that had been collected were lined up on a shelf around the room, and also anywhere that seemed to have a free space, and god forbid: Seymour covered his mouth in shock as he saw this- his alternate self stood up as he saw the intruder. He was wearing a football shirt and backwards baseball cap.
 
Seymour feinted. His other self was....... A SKALLY!
 
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