The Toaster Menace

<swishy lightsaber snip>
Canazza took the toaster, it was shiny, grey and had a little light on the front, "i'd better be going now"
Canazza walked out and Timmy staggered out of the bar,
"Where the shmeg are we going?" slurred Timmy
"We're going to remove Timmy 2's brain"
</swishy lightsaber snip>
Who: Canazza, Timmy, Timmy #2
When: Shortly after the snip
Where: Blue Dwarf Cargo Bay
Canazza was busy inside Timmy2 looking for it's brain, which wasn't in it's head since it blew it off when asked to get rid of it's tracking devices.
He knew it wasn't in the torso since most of that was a cavity used to sit one person, the only place it could be is in it's legs. Since he couldn't go searching for the droids brain in order to destroy it with it active (since he would no doubt crush him into little bits) he had to remove the power cell before beginning his long search through the body.
Canazza is currently checking the left leg, by carefully removing panels from it and stacking them up, at which point Timmy takes them and goes body-boarding down a mound of scrap metal.
"do you want to know what'd make this go faster" A voice said from the mound
"What." Canazza asked
"A nice hot buttered slice of "
"Toast?" Canazza offered
"Well?" said the toaster, "it would"
"smeg off" Canazza had already had enough of the toaster's whining, he knew that pirate was too good to be true.
Canazza continued to search for Timmy2's brain
"I know where the brain is..." the toaster offered
"How would you know?"
"I was made in this universe, I have sufficient understanding of the local technology"
"But you're a toaster"
"One made by the alternate BD's boffins"
"But you're still a toaster" Canazza replaced one of the panels, and looked completely stumped, "I've looked EVERYWHERE"
"Not everywhere" the toaster teased,
"Fine, what do I do?"
"Eat toast, lots of toast" Canazza frowned, he tasted the toaster's toast, it was soggy and the edges were burnt.
"Smeg off, I'll figure it out myself" Canazza took a step back from the 12ft monstrosity and pondered, "my alternate self would have similar traits to myself, so where would I put the brains of a droid if it wasn't in the head," he then proceeded to spout several body parts that were extremely hard to pronounce.
"You were bullied at school weren't you" the toasted said,
"That's it!" Canazza zoomed back over to the droid, "If I were making a droid designed for fighting, I'd make a sarcastic gesture by placing his brains..." he unscrewed the pelvic casing, "In his balls"
and sure enough, behind the casing were two ball shaped processors.
Canazza proceeded to rip them out and stamp on them repeatedly.
two hours later Canazza had just finished connecting the last wire in the new control fascia he'd created out of the pile of junk Timmy had been bodyboarding down.
The toaster was silent, since Canazza had asked it to toast something and proceeded to pour oil into the slots and set the novelty item on fire.
It wasn't damaged, but it was completely stunned.
"That's it" Canazza said, "I should have complete control over all of Timmy 2's systems"
Indeed he had, and he even created a new head for the droid, which was just a Plexiglas bubble for the controller to see through better.
Canazza climbed aboard and shut the front flap.
The toaster stirred, "Howdy doodilly do... would anyone like any Toast?"
before he could finish the word 'do' Canazza had turned the bot around and aimed at the toaster, and before the first syllable of 'Toast' he had fired, and by the end of the word Toast, the toaster had disintegrated.
"beastly" Canazza gloated. He let out a long satisfying maniacal laugh.Name: Dave 'maniacal laugh' Canazza