Return of the One-Eye

Who: Canazza, Timmy.
Where: Parrots Bar
When: a while after they arrived back, and shortly after the previous post.
Canazza sat on the barstool sipping his Coca Cola, pondering what to do with the metal monstrosity that sat twiddling it's death-wielding thumbs in the cargo bay.
"We could always use it to fight the evil emporer" Timmy chipped in
"Yes, we could, unfortuntatly we have no Idea if it'll return to the way it was before and go on a massive killing spree"
"Couldn't you remove it's brain"
"Great Idea, considering I have no Idea where it's brain is."
"In it's head perhaps" Timmy spat foul alcoholic spittle sarcastically
"It lost it's head you drunk plonker" Canazza was once again on a 'T-total' high, one of many he's had this year, where he drinks nothing but cola or Irn Bru and looks down upon anyone who's completly rat arsed, that is until he gets so depressed, or into such a ludicris situation that the only way he can survive is through being totally mentally handicap. Which happens quite a bit on this ship.
But he felt quite safe, relativly, being next to a BD replica with superior armaments, battle hardened crew and some pretty nifty wormhole technology.
The barman came up to him.
"Ya harr," he said
Canazza turned to him, it was the one-eyed Pirate captain he'd stabbed, "Oh smeggy pudding"
"Don't ye be alarmed, I be better now, t'was just a case of space senility I had when I was aboard that Starbug with only a few camp waiters for company"
"Oh, what do you want then?"
"to give ye this" He put something down on the bar, it was a toaster, "I got this from one of the boffins on the other ship, he was quite desperate, I mean, eager to sell it to me, but I'll give it to you, you know, as an apology for all I put ye through"
"why thank you" Canazza took the toaster, it was shiny, grey and had a little light on the front, "i'd better be going now"
Canazza walked out and Timmy staggered out of the bar,
"Where the shmeg are we going?" slurred Timmy
"We're going to remove Timmy 2's brain"Name: Dave Canazza
Status: How many more Star-wars puns can we fit into our titles?