Rargh! im a big scary robot with claws and i'm going to hug you
OOC: by the way, this whole series took place before BD went through with the other BD, incase it wasn't already obvious;)
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Canazza already knew that this was obviously him from this universe and promptly gave that explanation to his double.
"Poppycock," he waved his hands, "Throw them to Timmy"
Timmy looked up, "Hey, what the heck are you on about, I'm Timmy"
"Timmy is my experimental machine of Death, you will be his first test."
"Oh smeggy pudding"
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The guards tapped a code into a panel on the side of a door ominously marked "Pit of doom" while two others held Canazza and Timmy at gunpoint.
The door slid open to reveal a roman coliseum type affair with a ring, stands, weaponry lining the walls and a 10 foot door at the opposite side.
The guards shoved them in and promptly shut the door.
"I recommend grabbing a weapon" said a voice coming from the viewing booth.
Canazza scanned the wall and picked a laser rifle, Timmy scanned the wall and picked a Grenade launcher, unfortunately it was twice his size and caused him to topple backwards.
"Release Timmy" said the voice
The 10 foot doors opened and through it ducked a massive 12 foot robot, it stood upright in the stadium and towered over the two. He had a relatively small head, long arms and a large body with what appeared to be a control booth in the middle
"TIMMY CRUSH" it said
"Looks like we found my double" said Timmy, trying to aim the grenade launcher, while Canazza was madly shooting with the laser rifle, but not denting it.
"TIMMY SMASH!"
The massive Timmy advanced on the duo, the small Timmy aimed the launcher and fired.
"TIMMY MASH!"
The impact grenade arced up and landed on Timmy2's head.
"TIMMY HUG!" the monsters expression changed, it bent down and picked Canazza up and gave him a big 12 foot hug.
"HEEELLLLLLPP!!" Canazza screamed, "he's killing mee!!"
"Sorry," Said Timmy2, letting him go, Canazza fell the three feet to the ground and landed on his arse.
Canazza's double in the booth looked angry, and infact, he wasn't. He was furious. His beloved invention went wrong.
On the arena floor, Canazza grabbed Timmy (the original) and put him in his backpack, Big Timmy picked Canazza up and stuck him in his chest booth.
The booth was filled with all kinds of readouts from all over the monstrosity, but there was no control panel.
"Timmy," Said Canazza
"Yes," Said both of them simultaneously
"Get us out of here"
Canazza felt the ground shake and saw through the viewer that they were taking off.
He found what appeared to be a com panel, he activated the main speaker and listened into the transmissions.
most of them were garbled but from what he could make out the dwarfers were making some kind of jump.
"Timmy! Head for that big blue ship"
"Which one?" The big Timmy asked, "There are two of them"
"Which ever one you smegging well want, if they're both jumping then get on their trail"
Timmy2 changed course and headed for them
"Hang on," Said Timmy1, "wouldn't they be able to track him?"
"yeh, Timmy"
"Yes" said Timmy2
"Do you have any tracking devices?"
"Uhhh, yeh"
"Can you deactivate them?"
"Sure," all of a sudden Timmy's head detached and headed away from them, "Done"
The headless Timmy arced into the vortex and landed on one of the BD's Landing bays
<tag>name: Dave Canazza
Status: Hiding in a headless robot.