Through the looking glass

 
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"Whoah whoah, Wirrals? We'e got a Keith
Wirrals, he started out as a miner, but he's got to be a top techie,
and he's pretty good at flying."
"Look," Came the small voice of Phill FeBuggure from somewhere near the
floor "can we just get on with this??"
Rio sile grimly "Of course, if you wold all follow me again..."
 
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"I think thats probly for the best" said Alota and followed Lomaz along the corridor. "Here we are" the pilot said arriving at the conference room, and swung the door open, the room was dark, in fact the onyl light came from a window at one end of the room which highlighted the sillohettes of a handful of people. "Welcome" came a female voice "Hi, I'm Captain Chrysler of the Blue Dwarf" said Alota
"Chrysler?" Rio asked "Well thats new..."
Alota turned to Rio, "What do you mean?" she asked studying the character in front of her carefully, the female voice caught alota's attention now where had she heard that before? "I am Tara Cleavage captain of the Blue Dwarf" she said, Alota quite frankly meeped,
 "Erm this is an awkward situation" Jay said
"No duh!" said Phil as a silence continued on
Tara turned to face them and stepped into the light, she was a lot tougher looking than the Tara that Alota knew. "And this is my senior crew, she began introducing the crew one by one, "This is Alota our cheif medical officer" said person stepped forward did a v peace sign and spoke "Dude it's like nice to meet you, may your heavyness please leave" the realy Alota turned to look at Jay "Oh my god i'm a hippy! what could be worse?" fake Alota turned to real Alota "Can i go be with my husband yet, Mr. Harris can't wait forever don't you know, not trying to be heavy or anything" "HARRIS?! FRANK HARRIS?!" Jay, Alota, Phil, Tara and Wirrals said loudly
"You're married to Harris?" Jay asked in a high-pitched-less-than-manly-squeak. "Jay for god's sake don't be jealous!" Alota scolded under her breath "It's not like I married him!"
"How do I know you wouldn't have If I hadn't asked you first?!" Jay said, getting ridiculously paranoid all of a sudden, "Sorry Captain, Doctor, may I introduce my husband Jay Chrysler...he..gets jealous bless him!"
"Don't worry buddy.." came Jay's voice from the other side of the room, a figure then stepped out of the shadow, it was Jay alright, only a Jay that looked like he'd been through a hell of a lot more that the original version, this Jay was like Rio clad in combat gear, and had clearly been to the gym where original Jay had been...well...drunk
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"After all I'm with Lomaz here" he said, grabbing Rio tightly by the waist "And I ge tto tell her what to do when were on duty too..whats it like? Being under the thumb?" he laughed as he said this. The real Jay siad nothing, he was already taking dislike to this guy.
Alota turned to fake Jay "For chirst sakes jay is not under my thumb.....stand up straight jay!...he's happy as he is" she turned to Tara and well she was a little annoyed "Ah chap, what has happened to you my dear fellow" second phil said stepping out into the light, "This is phil"
Jay and Wirral's couldn't help themselves. Phil FeBuggre from there world was, as everyone knew a scientific genius, but to look at him you wouldn't know it, unless you were looking at THIS Phil, a skinny, bespectacled man stepped forward, clearly shaking with nerves, his hair combed into a side parting and wearing a bow tie. "He's the chief science officer, he designed the weapons and enignes that we got stuck to the outside of this 'bucket" Tara explained
"Yes I did!" he said proudly pushing his spec's up his nose, "Althoguh i find fighting terribly violent..I..I..would really much rather invent something like talking toasters....I..."
"Be quiet Phil" Tara said "You're Jabbering"
Real phil  went pail thinking 'oh my god what a geek!' he turned to the original version of Tara a look of sheer panic in his eyes "If I ever turn like that....you'll shoot me right?"
Tara chuckled "Me and the kids will take turns honey"
Alota looked up to Captain Tara "So, what do we do next?" she asked, Jay walked up to other Jay and sorta stared at him, they where starting the whole me macho competition by just staring at each other and seeing who blinked first.
"Bite me" said Original Jay.  Alternate Jay smirked "I Like this guy!" he said laughing and punched Jay in the stomach playfully, which winded him. "Jesus.....dude..watch the smegging muscle will ya?!"
then muttered "Jerk" a under his breath.
Phil laughed at Jay and whispered "feeling challenged flyboy?"
"Shut up..."
Alota turned and growled at the two muppets that called themsleves officers.
 
"SHUT UP!" she hissed "WERE GUESTS HERE!"
she then turned to the Alternate crew "so..what exactly is happening in this version of history?"
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