"A Hamster in Hell: part 2, act one"

OOC: Yep, I'm back! at least temporarily anyhow, until the doc's
finally decide what to do about this Damnable kidney stone I've
been 'passing'... UGH! God, does it hurt. I definitely love me Pain
meds right now, even though all they do is turn me into a gibbering
veg. Knowing my luck, I'm probably just hallucinating this whole
message, rather that actually posting it. ;)
- Tim/White Wolf.
RPG:
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Who: Hmm, somebody who looks like Kurt Russel but suspiciously like
he's one man short of a fur coat.
When: 1984. The year, not the film.
Where: Looks around rather lamely - Ok, you got me on that one.
<a mandatory 'continued-sque' style start>
"Yes, Doctor." Replied another womans voice, and as she adjusted his
bed, White Wolf saw in the mirror accross from him that he looked
kinda like that 20th century actor Kurt Russell. But more
importantly, He was finally HUMAN!!!
<End the mandatory 'continued' startup, and start preparing to get a
new spark plug or engine since this one probably shot...>
"Powell, will you come in here, and give me a hand with his IV." Said
the nurse to someone outside the room.
"Certainly, Miss Kantar." Said a male voice.
Then a clean white clothed, male orderly came into White Wolf's view.
He was a burly man, with a tough looking demeanor on his face.
Someone unpleasant, who Major Harris probably would have liked
employing in his personal goon squad, for all White Wolf knew.
"I told you not to use my name in front of the patients." Barked the
Nurse in a annoyed tone to the male orderly, "It's very ill-
conducsive to discipline."
"Yes, Miss." Said the orderly in a almost ashamed voice.
"Now, hold his arm down while I insert the IV for the sedative." the
Nurse Instructed to him quickly as she rolled a rolly cart/tray
around to the other side of the metal table.
"Yes, Miss." Said the orderly while gruffly grabbing White Wolf (in a
Kurt Russel body) bodily and attempted to forcibly hold him down on
the cold metal table.
Nurse Kantar grabbed something off the rolly cart, and swabbed
something cold & pungent against his exposed skin. Then out of the
corner of his eye White Wolf could see she quickly reached back to
the cart, and grabbed something long and flashed metallic like,
before there was a extremely painful sensation.
"Yeow! Hey - What are you doing? That's no IV! I know what they feel
Like. And it ain't like that!" hollered White Wolf.
"Keep the Patient still, while I administer another sedative." Said
the nurse as she grabbed something else off the rolly cart, and
jabbed it into White Wolf's arm.
White Wolf (in a Kurt Russel body) started to struggle.
The orderly leaned a little closer and muttered quietly into White
Wolf ear, "You gonna give me trouble?", while reaching down for his
billy club. Unfortunately White Wolf couldn't completely see this
from his position on the examination table, from his viewpoint all he
could see was the orderly reaching down to his crotch.
"Excuse me?!? Are you threatening what I think your threatening?!?"
Demanded White Wolf loudly while stopping momentarily and turning to
stare questionaly at the orderly.
"Stop agitating the patient, Bill." Said Nurse Kantar simply, while
picking up a swatch of cotton gauze.
"I've got something to show ya-" whispered the orderly into White
Wolf ear, and slowly undoing his Billy club, again out of White
Wolf's line of sight.
"Oh no, you don't! Your not introducing me to anything, Stumpy!"
Snapped back White Wolf (in a Kurt Russel body) while renewing his
struggles, and successfully freeing one of his hands.
"Watch it, he's getting free!" yelled Nurse Kantar, as White Wolf
quickly undid another strap with his free hand.
The orderly quickly tried to subdue him by bludgeoning him with the
billy club, but in a sudden spinning motion from White Wolf, the
orderly found himself sprawled on the floor with Nurse Kantar
struggling to get out from underneath him with White Wolf (in a Kurt
Russel body) getting up off the examation table above him and kicking
the rolly cart aside as he dashed for the door.
The orderly scrabbled at White Wolf's feet, attempting to entangile
him that way, as Nurse Kantar slipped out and desparately grabbed for
something up her rolly cart, causing it the upset crash to the floor
and spew it's contents accross the floor in the far corner of the
room.
White Wolf half spun about while trying to disengage himself from the
orderly, as Nurse Kantar came at him from behind brandishing a
hypodermic and was viciously slamming it downward. White Wolf
followed through with the momentum of his spin and let himself
quickly fall to the floor. When he hit the floor, the Orderly yelped
in pain as Nurse Kantar Jammed the hypodermic into his arm instead as
they both stared in surprise at what happened.
White Wolf quickly somersulted and jumped into a half crouch near the
far corner of the room. He glanced quickly at the half open door
accross the examination table as another orderly started to enter to
see what all the noise was about. White Wolf glanced furiously down
at the sprawled contents of the rolly cart on the floor for anything
that could help him get out of this predicament. Then he spotted a
roll of heavy white fabric sticky tape, and quickly reached out and
grabbed it.
Within moments, (after lot's more screaming, general sounds of
struggling, interspersed among the sounds of duct tape being unfurled
multiple times), White Wolf dashed out of the room
giggling "Definitely the handyman's secret weapon" to himself as he
left the nurse & two orderlys securely sticky taped to a wall.
White Wolf quickly tip toed down the hallway towards the stairwell
exit with his backless paper hospital gown rustling in the cool
breeze, muttering quietly "Smeg it all, I wish I saved enough to make
myself some shoes or something warmer that this stupid examination
gown of theirs, you'd think that even in this carefree time period
they'd have better for patient to wear..."
He paused up against the wall next to the stairwell door, as he heard
a doctor voice emanate from the recently vacated examination room
behind him, "Nurse Kantar? Good Lord, that's going to sting coming
off!!! Emergency Band aid team to examination room 314, Stat!"
A second later, the stairwell door shut quietly as the stamp of
several footsteps made thier way to the examination room.
Much later, somewhere above ground at the military installation,
White Wolf stepped out onto the gravel ground, and yelped "uch, Ouch,
ech!" as he tried walking barefoot accross the sharp little bits of
stone towards the chainlink barrier fence something 40 feet away.
Suddenly he came up short, heeding inate sense that everyman with his
naked & exposed backside to the open air seems to surprisingly
acquire, that something was standing behind him. He quickly whirled
around to spot a pair of dobberman's looking at him and voicing vague
snarls.
"Ahh... you wouldn't want to give a fellow brother who shares a
canine name of White Wolf a break, would you?" blurted White Wolf (in
a Kurt Russel body).
The vague snarls slowly became more pronounced.
"Figures I'd run into some Garfield loving Dobbermans!" lamented
White Wolf as he legged it accross the sharp gravel stones t as he
yelped "ech, Ouch, uch!" along the way. He jumped and hit the fence
midway up was one of the dobbermans leaped up and snapped at his
arse, successfully tearing an even wider hole in the backside of his
paper hospital gown. He quickly climbed the rest of the way up the
fence and threw himself over the top.
Moments later he jumped down to the ground on the other side, the
paused to survey the remains of the paper gown failing to cover his
buttocks, making it look like he mooning the world on a permanent
basis.
Suddenly a strong gust of wind blew his gown up over his face, and he
quickly wrestled down, and he saw a uncloaked JMC Starbug fly by
being tailed by two F-15 jets.
"HEY WAIT GUYS, IT'S ME! Your Captain!" yelled White Wolf trotting
after them and waving his arms madly, then slowly coming to a stop as
he quickly came to realization they were way too far way to hear
him. "What the smeg am I going to do now?"
<To Be Continued... Again!>
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OOC: Ben (and Moderator gang) - I'll be in touch soon, so I can
coordinate what I'm doing next with you.
- White Wolf
Your once & future Captain!