Friendly Fire Garbage!

Canazza pushed some buttons, "FIRE ONE!"the industrial pod exited the bay and headed for a ship at a pretty nifty speed.The pot punctured the hull."detonating engines"A rush of fire entered the ship and ignited a gas-pipe, sending a ball of fire throughout the whole ship, causing it to explode rather spectacularly<END SNIP>
"HOLY SMEG!" yelled Dean. The back of his bug had suddenly exploded in flames. "This is Starbug 1. Emergency, emergency, mayday etc. Holy..." The radio went dead.
 
<ABOARD THE SPACE EAGLE>
"SMEG!" yelled Jay, listening to his subordinates last words. THen he watched as the remains of Dean's bug collided with a tractor beam before continuing it's downward spiral. "True Dean style." he mused, "he always would take something with him."
 
<ABOARD THE BLUE DWARF>
"What was that you were saying about Dean handling things Tara?" said Phil, walking back into the driveroom, with a big bag on his shoulder.
"Well he isn't now." she said, looking at the radar.
"What do you mean?"
"Well, he's dead Phil."
"What?"
"Yeah. something flew off the BD and hit his bug." she added.
"Well." said Phil, looking out the viewport, "at least he took that emitter with him."
They paused lost in thought.
"Hang on." said Rufus.
"What?" said Tara.
"This is Dean! He's always brushed with death. Brushes his teeth with it really. He's been in coma's, crashed a thousand bugs. I bet you he's currently sitting in his cockpit wondering why the engines aren't working." the young FeBuggure said.
 
<BACK ABOARD STARBUG 1>
"Come on!" yelled Dean, htting the flight stick. When this didn't work. Dean decided to bail out. The starbug was due to collide with some rather impressive looking coroporate structures and he decided he'd rather leave beforehand.
"HUP!" Dean floated down, somewhere to earth. Lucky he'd chosen Jay's parachute, his had a hole in it.
 
Dean "Oh Bummocks." Thomas