A load of Garbage

Who: Canazza, Timmy
When: After the call to arms
Where: Shuttlebay
Canazza scrambled into the shuttlebay, and to his surprise it was completely empty.
"oh fiddlesticks" he said
"Fiddlesticks? What is this? the Darling Buds of May?" scorned Timmy
"well sorry, How about 'Oh bugger there's no ships left we're smegging doomed' "
"Better"
Timmy walked over to a 12 foot long cuboid form in the corner of the shuttlebay
"What about this thing?"
Canazza ran over to it, "Timmy, that's one of red dwarf's industrial sized garbage pods"
"Can we convert it into a shuttle?"
"you're mad, ofcourse we can, but I'm not." Canazza went through the door next to the pod and into another hanger
"Why not?" said Timmy following him
"because I've got a better Idea" before them stood 50 industrial sized garbage pods, filled and ready for ejection into space, "Timmy, we'll need to find some things"
he jotted down a list on a PDA and handed it to Timmy.
"What's this? Fuel, 50 Long sharp hollow metal poles, Radio Control receivers..."
5 minutes later Timmy returned with the desired equipment.
"Wow, that was fast" Canazza said
"Yeh, you won't believe what you can get from the disbanded shuttle storage bay"
"oh... like what"
"There were loads of things, including a fully fuelled shuttle"
"seriously?" Said Canazza, feeling really cheap and low,
"Nope," Timmy chuckled, "but there were loads of hollow pipes, some fuel, however, I had to steal some receivers from the kiddies toys in the nursery"
"you're evil" Canazza replied, taking the stolen booty and applying it to a pod, "Get working"
Timmy's small body and quick speed allowed him to finish his 25 in under 5 minutes, and went onto finish Canazza's other 15, before he was done.
The Idea was simple, they would launch the pods out, pierce the hull with the metal poles and 'inject' the foul garbage into the space stations by remote detonation of the engines.
"Ready to launch" Timmy said, as Canazza went up to the launch controls, "Are you sure that garbage will do much damage"
"Sure it will" Canazza said, "The contents are flamable, all the waste products that are too icky to handle will be in there, including some radioactive crap, so when they are pushed into the station it'll be like an inferno, also I've added some Plastic explosives to the ordinary pods, so they'll go BANG too"
Canazza pushed some buttons, "FIRE ONE!"
the industrial pod exited the bay and headed for a ship at a pretty nifty speed.
The pot punctured the hull.
"detonating engines"
A rush of fire entered the ship and ignited a gas-pipe, sending a ball of fire throughout the whole ship, causing it to explode rather spectacularly
"ONE DOWN FIFTY TO GO!" Canazza announced triumphantly, launching another.Name: Dave Canazza
Status: Flamable materials