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"Ok" said Alota "So we split up, meet up in the conference room in 2
hours,...if..its still the conference room and not the 1966 World
Cup or something.."
"Hey..at least we could see England WIN for once..." Jay
muttered. "And what the hell is that?" he asked, pointing at a
Weevily-thing scurrying across the floor
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OOC-Can you tell I've been doing too much PHP and HTML lately?
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Seymour tutted at the mention of football. "A commoners sport!" he
pitied. Then addressed everyone. "Good idea Alotta, everyone cover
ground and assess the situation. Meanwhile I am going to have
afternoon tea in my quarters!" He proudly strolled off.
All eyes turned to Efof who was picking at the rust on the wall.
Seymours voice called from the corridor. "Come Efof! My tie rack may
have fallen over and need re-organising!"
Efof groaned and followed on.
"Good grief Efof, we need to put a lead on you!"
They left the group and when passing a vending machine Efof ordered
a solero which came out melted and already covered in ants. Efof had
never had a solero before so assumed this is how it must normally
come, and shook his head rapidly. "Humans are very odd to me
sometimes!"
They made it to Seymours Ambassadorial Suite with no interruptions,
the corridors altered in rust levels and they did pass dinosaur, but
it was a very small one. And Seymour didn't see it, as he was
checking his cuticles so Efof regarded it with curiosity as it
trotted past thinking it must be some kind of human pet.
Seymours door was the only one with flowers outside it to give it an
extra touch of grandeur. They went through it into the huge quarters
and Seymour immediately put a brew on. Efof milled around with his
hands in his pockets and started looking through the doors along the
sides of the room. The first one was Seymour's coaster storage and
he'd already made the mistake of opening that and them all falling
out, so he opened the next- curious at what was behind all of these
many doors in the majestic room.
"Well I wasn't expecting that!" Efof said as he saw the ancient
hanging gardens of Babylon through it.
"Oooh pretty flowers!" he said. Seymour behind him in the kitchen
area agreed with no interest at all, or any recollection of what the
young alien had said.
Efof opened the next door. It was jungle, dense jungle. "hmm" Efof
said.
Then a tribal warcry pierced through the jungly insect noises and a
spear flew straight past Efofs head, through the door and dug itself
into the carpet next to Seymours foot.
"EFOF!!! What have I told you about playing with my African Wabooshy
tribe hunting spear??! Its not a toy! And its worth quite a lot now
since the tribe practically sold the copyrights for their culture
and way of living to a film company. AND LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY
LOVELLY CARPET!!"
Seymour went and put the spear where he thought it should be, and
realised that it was already there. "This is indeed very odd…" he
walked back to Efof as Efof opened a new door. Suddenly they both
spun to see someone enter the room. It was themselves five minutes
ago.
"The room must be split between many timezones!" Said Seymour
"Quick we must hide!" Said Efof panicking.
"Why?" said Seymour, going to meet himself. "I can invite myself in
for tea and have a good old chin wag! SEYMOUR MY OLD CHAP!!!"
His past self looked confused. Then grinned as his future self asked
him:"tea?"
"Yes please!" was the immediate reply.
"Jolly nice shirt!"
"Oooh thankyou very much indeed. Yours looks good on you too!"
"Much appreciated!"
Efof walked over to himself shyly with his hands in his pockets and
head hung low with embarrassment. "hi" he squeeked.
Then suddenly the room changed as the time fracture altered. Seymour
and Efof were in a straw hut. The humidity was warm, but not sweaty.
The perfect temperature one might say.
They walked out of the straw hut and found themselves on a beach at
sunset. A double sunset, as two suns were descending into the sea.
"This is joly nice!!" Seymour said looking at the sunset. He started
to tie knots in the corners of a hankychief and put it on his head.
Efof was bemused, and in a state of shock.
A smell of a barbeque drifted over to them. Seymour started drooling
at the mouth. Then a female voice came from behind him, a soothing
magical voice that sounded so beautiful, a voice that made you
confidently sure that the girl saying it is astoundingly beautiful.
The voice said.
"Hey big boy.. want to join me and the girls for some… OH MY GOD YOU
ONLY HAVE TWO ARMS!!!!"
Seymour turned around quickly to see a completely naked girl, now in
some distress. Being a gentleman Seymour would have liked to have
noticed that she had four arms first, then that she had 4 breasts,
then that she had a long nose between her legs. But the first thing
he said was:
"What in gods name is that on your head?…oh..OH!!! Dear oh dear!"
Efof grinned. "Ffion. 1002 years ago....... I'm home!"
<shorter than it was going to be but I need to get an early night!>