Niples-"Hawaiian Shirt and cuffs"

Who: Royal Ambassador Seymour Niples and plain old no fancy title
Efof
Where: In the fleet of ships preparing to go through the time portal
When: 2103, oh no wait, now 1984
The Space Eagle shot through the time portal special effect in a
blaze of glory. It was towing a long line of Blue Dwarf escape pods
by a series of rope tethers that they had gathered up from the area
around where Blue Dwarf had disappeared.
"I'm so jolly happy that the Blue Dwarf is in one piece!" Seymour
exclaimed, slapping his hands together in a rather camp way. "It'd
only been 2 weeks since I bought that basket of Chateau Perignon
2090!"
Efof nodded, assuming this must be normal behaviour for humans and
looked in the rear view mirror.
"How are the escape pods, are they all alright?" Seymour enquired.
Efof saw another escape pod half make it through the time portal
before it closed, crushing the pod like an egg.
"Erm…yeaaas sir, I'm sure they'll all be okay!"
Efof donned a space suit and went outside the Space Eagle and cut
the tethers holding the escape pods. The pods, controlled by small
manoeuvring thrusters from the crewmembers inside began to swarm
towards the Blue Dwarf and slot into its blue hull.
Efof floated around back towards the Space Eagle and grabbed on, to
his annoyance Seymour didn't wait until he was inside before flying
into the Blue Dwarfs docking bay. Efof gripped on for dear life
until the Space Eagle had landed, then dropped to the floor.
Seymour leisurely strolled out whistling Tvikovsky's 1812. "Ahh Efof
there you are, I forgot you were still outside. Well done!" And
strided off.
Efof pulled the spacehelmet off his head and frowned, but didn't
complain. Instead he trotted up alongside Seymour like a little
child catching up with an adult.
"Efof," Said Seymour, not even looking at him, as if Efof should be
taking notes. "We must join the search team to find some nuclear
particles. We need to find some period dress."
"erm…riiight. What did they wear in this time period?"
"Well Efof my unenlightened friend, remember this was a long long
time ago in Earth history, so we need something very very primitive."
They strolled down the Blue Dwarf's promenade and passed a clothes
shop with a Hawaiian shirt in the window.
"Ahh this will do nicely. Efof, go inside and buy it, heres my
platinum gold card, I'm an extra special double diamond member so
you probably don't even need to pay for it. I am almost royalty
after all."
Efof sighed and went into the shop while Seymour went back to his
quarters.
***Later, Seymours Quarters***
Efof came in through the door holding the brightly coloured Hawaiian
shirt.
"Ahh Efof, come and iron this suit that I've been wearing all week,
its all wrink- Good God! What are you wearing?"
Efof stood there in a caveman style leopard skin from a costume shop.
"You said Primitive! On my planet, we used to wear these kind of
clothes in primitive times!"
"hmm, maybe you will do." Seymour pondered and indicated to the
ironing board. Efof groaned and started ironing while Seymour put on
the gawdy shirt, along with a tie and fancy cufflinks which didn't
match at all.
***later***
The Space Eagle flew towards Earth and entered the Atmosphere above
North America.
Efof covered his eyes with his 4 hands. "Do you think I should drive
sir? You havnt done a space to planet flight for a long time"
"Nonsense Mr. Yuwan'Kar! I'm doing very well do you not think?!"
"United States Air Force to unknown flying vessel!" Said a voice
over the com.
Efof rolled his eyes and pressed the button to engage the cloak that
every ship in the fleet had been given.
A few hundred miles down, Jay's mobile phone rang. He was stood
outside a clothes shop in Miami holding some of Eve's and Tara's
shopping bags.
"Hello?"
"Mr Chrysler, I'm joining your team. We're flying down to your
position right now."
"Seymour? Erm…well, we kinda got sidetracked" Jay had to shout a bit
as a sudden gust of air and loud noise made it hard to hear.
"Side tracked in what way Mr. Chrysler?"
"The girls wanted to do some clothes shopping!"
Suddenly Jay was startled as the Space Eagle uncloaked in front of
him parked on the street. Seymour strolled out, adjusting the tie on
his Hawaiian shirt.
"You cant just park that there!" Jay said as Efof got out of the
other side, kicking the ground like a child being dragged on a trip.
"Nonsense, the Americans of this period are used to seeing weird
cars, I mean look at that one!" He pointed to a pink Chevy driving
past, and a pimp mobile bouncing down the street. A guy with more
chains than hair follicles looked in awe at the Space Eagle parked
up.
"Okay maybe I'll cloak it then."
Jay was glad to have another guy around. Him and Seymour didn't have
much in common admittedly, but at least Seymour would be another guy
on his side so that Jay didn't have to be dragged into shops with
the girls.
Seymour grinned at jay. "So…We're on a shopping trip then! I could
do with a new suit!"
He ran towards the closest expensive-looking male designer shop.
Jay groaned.