Hawaii 0.50

Who: Canazza
when: 1984
Where: BD Medical department
Canazza poked his head around the medi-bay door, the lights were out and no-one was there, all except the Big Pink Tree which stood under a spotlight in one corner of the room. Having recently been a tree, he knew a bit about Tree Facial expressions, at the moment it appeared to be sleeping.
"Great," he though, "Coast is clear" he tip-toed into the room and headed for a medicine cupboard. He opened it and scanned the labels for the correct bottle.
Shortly after returning to BD, Canazza had decided to get into the 1980's vibe, he was wearing a blue hawaiian shirt and bermuda shorts, he also sported a gold medalion. And for the best part of 3 hours he had been searching the medical inventory for  a certain 'product' that would complete his look.
There was a noise behind him, then what sounded like a voice, slightly garbled though. Canazza whirled round on his heels, there was no-one in the room, the voice came again,
"Oiiih, aaaat aaare oooou oooing?"
canazza looked around again, the tree had moved closer and had a menacing look on it's face.
"No way," he thought, "I must have some residual 'treeness' in me"
"uuuut aaatt accck, " the tree said.
"Great, I can hear you speak but I have no idea what you said"
The tree advanced, "uuut aaat accck"
Canazza put the bottle back on the shelve
"eeeet ouuuut" the tree still looked very menacing, but Canazza couldn't quite make out what It was saying
"you wouldn't happen to be open to a bribe would you? I know a very nice spot in engineering where you can get alot of light from outside, especially if it's pointing at the sun"
The tree stopped and looked slightly less menacing
"yeess, oookayee" Canazza understood that one clearly,
"Let's go" Canazza picked the bottle up and walked out the room, tree in tow.Name: Dave Canazza
Status: Stay tuned for what he does with the bottleOOC: Incase you're wonderering, I can only understand words like 'yes' and 'no' - there isn't much residual treeness left. If I've overstepped then i'll make it temporary, but I hope it could be moreso :D