Apologies everyone/Doppelganger strikes again

NRPG "Apologies Everyone"
Sorry about the gross missinformation - I didn't know we escaped the
parallel universe. That's atleast save a lot of money. So you can forget
that message I sent with wrong information - I'll rewrite it down here.
Cheers!
(RPG from now on)
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Stuart 'Stewie' McKenzie's Log
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TRANSCRIPT OF MONOLOGUE BY STEWIE McKENZIE
"Doppelganger strikes again"
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I'm not sleeping all that well at nights any more because of a crazy,
hologrammatic bog cleaner named Stewie McKenzie has been trying to kill me.
He, last night, almost decapitated my wife with a chainsaw unless I had
called Security and Harris scared him off by blasting his ... what weapons
do you use Harris? ... everywhere. This was the final straw - I was going to
complain to the Captain.
Captain's Office
The Next Morning
31/12/2100
It's New Year's Day - I'm looking forward to this day off however I have
remembered that I had to complain to the Captain about my nasty visit.
"Morning Captain,"
"Morning McKenzie - what's pissing you off this time?"
I grumbled,
"My crazed doppelganger had tried to kill me once again - last night,"
The Captain, surprisingly, jumped out of his seat.
"You mean he is on this ship? After the Evil Blue Dwarf explosion and the
escaping of the 'nice' universe?"
"Yes! We must switch off all the holograms!"
"WHAT??? Are you mad???"
"Yeah, I s'pose ... you know something is very odd .."
"What?"
"I'm sure my doppelganger was a soft light hologram and if it was he woul of
been destroyed!"
".. you are right ... He WOULD of been destroyed ..."
Then Commander Niples entered.
"What's all the fuss?" he asked,
"Oh nothing Commander," I said, "except that my doppelganger has returned to
kill me."
"I thought he would of been destroyed .."
"We ALL thought that," the Captain interrupted, "McKenzie this is all
serious to you I know but we have far more important things to do, like
testing Phil's Time Machine,"
"Yes sure, I think I'll leave now," I said and left the Office.
SECURITY SECTION
10.45 AM
I entered the office and just did a quick mention to Harris that he
shouldn't be alarmed but my doppelganger, who he remembers, is a hard light
hologram and is indestructable. Then I left the office.
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