Its the pelvic thrust, that really dirves me insayayayayayannnne!

Who:- Blue Dwarf crew...funny that
Where:- Small remote island in the atlantic
When:- A few hours after the 3 bug pile up (DEANS FAULT!!!!)
Jay shook his head, and walked over to Dean who was stood gawping at
the dmage to the front of his shuttle.
"Here" he said.
"Woah..woah WOAH!" dean protested when he saw what Jay was handing
him, a clipboard and pen, "I AM not signng a 54c THIS TIME!"
"You smegging better Dean, Or the repair bill's coming out of your
salary" Jay was clearly agitated.
Dean glanced at the form on Jays clipboard, titled JMC BLUE DWARF
INSURANCE POLICY - form 54c Dean related accidents only-
"You realise I oughta charge you for the photocopying too" Jay
said "You cost the nav department $£500 on copying these forms this
month already!"
"IT WASNT MY SMEGGING FAULT THIS TIME" Dean protested louder this
time.
"Did you even TAKE the pilots test?" Jay queried genuinley wondering
if Dean had even taken a single pilots lesson.
"You admitted you were tailgating! Dean, if the Space Cops were
around you'd have been pulled over for that!" Jay pointed out "ever
heard of leaving..i duinno..SOME space between yourself and the ship
in front!"
"Good point..."
"Remind me to look into getting you a test re-take..."
Dean feeling sheepish signed the form.
Alota came over "Hi guys!" she said wrapping her arm around Jay's
waist, "Get ready to hit the mainland, were gonna go nuke huntin
soon!" she looked at the front of Deans and the buckled nose
section "Just a small one this time Dean? Only a few casualties?"
"NONE ACTUALLY!" Dean sulked.
"Bloody hell..steady on...people might start thinking you can fly!"
she kissed Jay on the cheek then wandered back to the makeshift
command centre then shouted back "Oh! make sure you dont go out
dressed like that! Make sure you pick up some 80's clothes!"
"Oh dear god...." Jay and Dean said simultaneously.
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