Minature Pimps and Mr T - how very 80's
Who: Canazza, the droids
When: A few minutes before the previous post
Where: The droid's starbug
Canazza spun open the airlock and stepped in, his primary mission was to ensure the bug goes through the portal, but looking at the place it seemed an interior decorator was required post haste.
Timmy was sitting on a circular leopardskin bed in the corner of the room, fumbling through his record collection for something to listen to, Elwood was banging his head off against the wall and WD-40 was busy putting up flock wallpaper over Timmy's brash purple and pink striped 'pimp' paper.
"Dammit" Canazza exclaimed, "i'm never leaving you lot alone again"
he downed his toolbox and removed his helmet.
"Ey there" Timmy chirped, "It's mah beyotch"
"Excuse me?" Canazza asked, "what did you just call me?"
"I said joo is mah beyotch"
"I believe mister Timmy has a glitch in his processor unit" Chipped WD-40
"Well duuhh" Canazza said, secretly thanking the droid because frankly, he hadn't a clue what was wrong. He walked over to Timmy and attempted to turn him off, but the miniature droid was too fast and ducked out of the way in time
"Don't you evah try dat again" he spat, throwing one of his LP's at Canazza, hitting the wall just above Elwood, who was still hitting his head off the wall.
"What's up with Elwood?"
"I'm twying to work owt a glitch in my vowcal pwocessow"
"Oh... let me have a look" he opened the back of the skutter's neck, "Here's the problem" Canazza pulled out a shiny jewel
"I wondered where dat got to" Timmy jumped off the bed and grabbed the jewel from Canazza's hand, "My very own cubic Zirconia"
"Idiot" Said Canazza, striking a blow to the back of the droid's neck, knocking him out, "WD-40, lock him in a cupboard, we need to move this ship closer to the pack if we're going to jump"
"Jump where?"
"The 80's"
"Oh yesh" Elwood slurred, "we heard about that, Timmy wash very exshhited"
Canazza slapped Elwood's head
"Ouch, what did you do that for you asshole" Elwood was stunned, "asshole..." he repeated, "haha! I can say it! I can say my esses! Go on pilot man, get us oot of here"
"What was that?" Canazza asked
"Get us oot of here" Elwood started banging his head against the wall again
Canazza and WD-40 went up to the cockpit and began entering the course.
He viewed out of the window one of the starbugs flying to what appeared to be 88 miles per hour, then disappeared.
"GO!" Canazza said, pushing the accelerator lever to max, following all the 'bugs into the void.
The bug cleared the vortex and Canazza engaged the cloak.
"Hey," Canazza said, "we're getting a signal, Audio and visual, kinda weak."
"From another bug?" asked WD-40
"no, the surface" Canazza flicked on the monitor. He recognised the face perfectly.
"My god" said WD-40, "That man looks Helluva Tough"
"It's Mr T, from the A-team, we must be picking up TV transmissions"
"Oh, should I try and compensate?"
"No, this is a great episode, The A-team are hired to save a youth centre from a businessman who wants to turn the area into a casino and the centre is the only place left for him to buy up"
"Isn't that what they always do?"
"shut up"Name: Dave 'Mr T' Canazza
Status: He's helluva toughÂ