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Who:- The spouse's Chrysler, and Dave Canazza-Super-Shrub
Where:- Planetside
When:- Time has no meaning.
 
The effects of the DNA manipulator were beginning to wear off of Team B, luckily they were safely inside the starbug playing with the new toy, the 'S.T.U.F.F.E.D. Drive', at least thats what Jay and Canazza were doing, Alota was actually trying to get some work done.
"Jay.." she said, she was back to her human form, only still mouse-sized and still in possession of a tail. "You think perhaps we can take off and rescue the others?"
"Yeah yeah..hang on" replied Jay, he was also back to his human self but still had wings sprouting from his shoulder blades, "Check this out Dave..." he pushed the button on the remote control and the entire starbug was surroundied in 'tardis whoo-whoo' effect, flashing in and out of existence with the Dr. who theme song playing through the Bug's speaker system.
"That is the second coolest thing ever ANYWHERE" Canazza said, he had a human torso, but branches for arms and a large trunk where his legs once were., he also had a few leaves attached to his face and an acorn or two in parts unpleasant.
"What's the first?" Jay asked,
"This" Canazza snatched the remote and pushed a different sequence of buttons, the Bug' was cocooned in a brilliant ball of lightning, which burnt a perfect sphere into the landscape around the shuttle.
"Teminator?" Jay said.
"Affirimative"
"What about this..."
Alota lost her temper  "WHEN YOU BOYS ARE QUITE FINISHED!" she yelled "WE HAVE CREW MEMBERS TO RESCUE!"
"Ahh Phils a big boy.." Canazza commented
"Yes but Deans with him" Jay pointed out
"Smeg." Cannazza replied.
Jay caught a glimpse of Alota in the corner of his eye. "Dave?" he whispered "Is she giving me the look?"
"Mate" Dave replied "She's giving you the 'if you ever want us to have kids you better move your ass' look"
"What type of shoes is she wearing?"
"Heeled with a pointed toe"
"Ouch..thats one painful crotch-kick.."
Didn't take him long to jump in the pilots seat after that.
 
A few minutes later, Jay was coming in for a landing.
"Were gonna have to use the umbilical and cut our way into the complex" Jay said "Now that were back to normal we cant survive in the atmosphere"  
"Got it" Dave said and released the docking umbilical with sealed itslef agaisnt the outer wall of the research complex.
Alota who agreed she'd cut the access way inside, blew a hole with a bazookoid, smirking insanley as she did so.
Jay leant around the edge of the hole "C'mon losers! Taxi's waitn!" he yelled,
 
 
<tag anyone, sorry tis crap! im knackered!)
 
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