Run with the smegg

"Phil" Jay said into his comm, "We've found it"
 
*sssnnsnsnsnanansanansan pop*
 
"WTF was that noise?"
 
"It's allright Jay...It's me Phil..back to normal"
 
"Exxcellent so no more midgets then?"
 
"Wll there is one...but right now he making rude gestures behind Deans back towards a creature spits like a huge  ball of acid towards us.."
 
"Ahh so you cant really talk right now then..?"
 
"Nope...TTFN" said Phil signing off with what he hopped was a flourish.
 
"eer Phil..." meeped Dean
 
"What?"
 
"The Hymo---thingey it's very very close to me and it looks like it's about to gob at me..."
 
"Mind you language your filthty man...my daughter is present..."
 
"Sorry...but can you help..."
 
"EEE?" asked MP waving a object in his hand
 
"What grenade you allways keep for emergency?"
 
"EE!"
 
"But it's stuck in your pocket?"
 
"EE"
 
"What about a gun?"
 
"ee"
 
"Eh Phil...I do have an emergency bottle of Midget pacifier in my pocket..."
 
"Damm good idea...MP fancy a little trip?" said Phil carefully reaching into Deans pocket and remove a small bottle of Starbug Fuel-Grade Beer..
 
"E?"
 
"Tough..." Phil picked up MP, shoved the bottle into his hand and threw the poor midget at the beast who was getting ready to throw another blast at dean.
 
The bug had a bmused expression on his/it's face as a low flying midget flew down his throat and ito his stomach
 
"Ducking would be a good idea right about....NOW!" said Phil as he pulled everyone near him down..sadly though this left Keith standing to recive a face full of Bug guts and the Warrioir exploded due to the prescence of alchol...
 
still he thought...this cant get much worse...then was hit by a soggy midget
 
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