SOTM:April

*plugs himself into the PA system and melts his audio circuits
through excessive amounts of feedback*
Excuse-cuse-cuse...
*turns off the echo effect*
Excuse this humble skutter's tardy nature in announcing the winner of
last month's Simmer Of The Month. Both myself and the good Doctor
Cerebrum have been somewhat busy.
Anyhow, excuses aside (and not delving into the evil reasons for
excessive non-postage and slight insanity), here's the complementary
sum-up and stuff.
Welcome and congratulations to the new members of our somewhat
homeless crew - you certainly added (if not triggered) an extremely
action-packed month. Huge weapons, cartoon traps, motorbikes and DNA
scrambling have been keeping everyone on their toes (or tentacles /
fluid standing appendages).
Through careful consideration however, coupled with a complex series
of psychological tests and recounts of bribes sent to the judges...
the results are as follows...
Without any more pauses...
The results ended up like this...
The person...
Or persons...
Recieving the SOTM award...
For last month...
April...
2003...
Is...
Or are...
The named individuals...
That follow this message...
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In alphabetical order...
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ALOTTA and CANAZZA!
*and the crowd wakes up and goes wild*
Well done, your cheques are in the post...
Alotta's amazing skills of roleplaying someone waking up from a coma,
only to slap Dean with a kipper were suitably awe-inspiring... and
Canazza's tale of pirate waiters, man boobs and general Pink-
Treeingness was just lovely.
So there you go. Now excuse me as I try to get this tuxedo back to
the shop without anything happening to it...
*steps away from the stage, trips over the audio wire, falls into
various DNA messes and gets set on fire* (hey, that rhymed... kinda)
Elwood / Jon W