not that bad

TRANSFORMATION COMPLETE.The mist cleared, the tube rose...
 
"BAAAAAA!....Ohhh buuuuugeeeer....I'mmmmm a sheeeep.....baaaaa..."
 
MP and MPP's eye's lit up...Tara grabbed hold of MPP in one hand and MP in the other...
 
"NO...otherwise no goat porn for you....(poiting at MP)....and NOTHING for you....(pointing to MPP)"
 
"EEEEEE?" asked MPP
 
"EEE?" replied the other midget..
 
"OOK?" said Dean...
 
"Dear god..." said Jay..."this is getting worse and worse...." it's like noahs ark  in here..."
 
"EEE?" asked MPP
 
"EEEEEEEEEEEE" came the reply..
 
"What the baaaaaaa is he baaaaaaa saying?"
 
"Not a clue......" Tara gave MPP a small pad and pointed at it....So phil drew a cock on it....
 
"NO!...Write normally...." cried Tara..
 
(from this point on all MPP's speach will be written but for ease of writing this post will be done as though he has spoken)
 
"I said your next dear..."
 
"Who me?" asked Tara backing away..."What about Alota"
 
"We need her to operate the machine...it's that or MP operates it...."
 
"No thank you i dont wont to be a goat..."
 
"oook?"
 
"EEE"
 
"Maaaaaaa..."
 
Jay banged his head... "Help us alll"
 
the next person stepped up..
 
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