The Fantabulous Furry Dean!(corrected)

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"Well," said Dean, cockily, "I can't stick around being smart all
day." he started to swagger off the platfrom upon which the control
panel was mounted. "My tuuuuuuurrrrrrnn...." he tripped over Jay's
outstrectched wing and was stopped dead in his tracks inside a tube
that shot down from the ceiling.
"VERY FUNNY JAY!" came the muffled voice from inside the glass tube.
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"Ok," Said Eve, pressing keys with great panache and
conifdence "let's see if we can finally make something of you, Dean!"
The computer began to intone it's judgements on the world
DNA TYPE RECOGNISED...
DNA ISOLATED...
DNA SEQUENCE STORED...
INITIATING DNA EDITING...
TRANSFORMATION COMPLETE.
Everyone held their breath, even Zodar stopped singeing the air with
his paltry fire-breathing.
The light dimmed and the tube rose again.
And then everybody laughed, everybody that is, except Dean.
"What!?"
Jay was helpless with laughter, and had already done some severe
damage to some of his colleuge's clothes.
"sorry Dean, but it's not often you see someone turned into an animal
that so closely matches their character...!"
"man" exclaimed the Quartzoid Keith "and I thought I had it bad being
a boulder...!"
Alota, who had managed to keep her hysterics to a giggle, picked Dean
up.
"it's ok, I reckon you look kinda cute as a Monkey...!"
"I'm a monkey???"
"An albino Monkey, too, looks like I haven't quite got this thing
worked out yet." Eve said, though she was enjoying this as much as
everybody else.
"oh man, Why'd I have to be a Monkey...?"
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