Read this before MY New Poll

###############################################################
Stuart 'Stewie' McKenzie's Log
---------------------------------------------------------------
TRANSCRIPT OF MONOLOGUE BY STEWIE McKENZIE
###############################################################
Once again I fear my life - yes that bastard the Evil McKenzie
has striked back - this time in my home. He had a chainsaw and
threatened to kill my life when I activated the Security alarm.
I think this is one of the only times I'm going to be thankful
of Harris' existence. Harris and his guards brought machine
guns and scared him off - most likely to the Evil ship. I
thank the Security staff and allow them to leave and go back to
their posts. This is the Final Straw! The next morning I was
going to ask the Captain & Commander what almost everyone has
been asking - to destroy the Evil Blue Dwarf
I left the store to Harry Smith-Weston and stormed off to the
Captain's Office.
"Can I help you Stewie?"
"Look here!" The Captain was horrified, "you didn't give me a
rise, but that hasn't pissed me off! I'm glad Evil Kayn blew
up thousands o' cameras! I'm actually fearing my life - that
evil Stewie McKenzie almost killed my wife Christine!!! Now,
I don't know what you think of this, but I'm f*****g furious!
Now I want you to blow the friggin' ship to f*****g kingdom
come!!!"
The Captain sat dumbfounded. I wouldn't blame him.
"I .. er .. see how serious this situation is to you .."
"OH IT IS!!!!"
"But you see, we cannot exactly blow up ships we feel like -
it would be against JMC Morality!"
"Then can't we get friggin' outta here??!!"
"Don't you think that's what we've been trying to do for the
last what .. 3 odd months? We need the financial resouces."
Then I thought for a bit,
"Well ... I have paid for the op, and I could use 75% of the
profits, that'd lead to around 20,500 dollar pounds. Is that
enough?"
The Captain couldn't believe my generosity,
"Well, thanks but it'd take all the time and effort .. and I
think the OTHER staff have got used to it .."
"Look, I shall go and do a Poll - Who wants to get out of this
horrible universe with my help!"
The Captain had barely time to stop me before I ran outside
the office ...
PLEASE READ THIS MESSAGE BEFORE PARTICIPATING IN THE POLL!!!
(All participants receive 20% on all clothing! Mention the
poll and we'll be checking!!!!)
###############################################################