Personel Log : Phil

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"Well, the last few days have been intresting to say the least. Alota has woken up, was attacked by zombies and then turned into a Snufigiraffe and then into a 90 year old version of her self then turned back to normal by my good wife...Jay seems to be carrying a bag about these days...When I asked him why he said "Never you mind...I'll get him one day..."..Mind you after he find out his wife was back with us he seemed more jolly...I'll make sure not to tell her about his Bender escapeds in AR...Speaking of which, the data Cannon provided has allready payed off. We have found some items that the Hym have been using for various reasons. Dr.Keto and Cerebrum have been out "salvaging"..the majority of the equipment that they found is good stuff, but the prize is the DNA machine. It even made Dean smart..well, he can speak german..I've manged to study it a little bit and have determined, with help from Cannon , that there is some new version of the Hym stored in the database...if any of these were to get "made"...then we are trulley in trouble...I've also formally resinged my post as cpatain, now that Alota is with us. Still staying on as XO....Now my main problem is making sure that no-one gets their hands on the DNA manipulator...God know what this crew will make from it...Knowing them Beer out of anything else really...have to make sure the midget doesnt figure out how to use it either. Will have to get the machine from the where it is to my shuttle. Would enlist the help of Dava Cannazza but he's being held prisoner after being accused of bad pirates impression. Mind you , I did find out where MP's pants ended up...
 
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