The IMPOSSIBLE has happened

"Cerebrum decided to crash his office into my shuttle rather then dock like eveyone else did...and then he balanced it out..." Phil let against the desk...
"DNA sequence accepted. Please key in new genetic structure...."
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"Oi! I'd only just wiped this crap off me!" yelled Dean from the inside of the glass tube.
"Hang on" said Jay, "I'll get you out of there." He pressed some buttons.
"New Genetic Structure accepted."
"Bugger."
The tube whited out...
It cleared. Dean looked around at the shocked faces, then looked down at his body.
"I'm still me..." he said, uncertainly, when a horrible thought struck him.
"..and I'm still a guy." he said after a quick feel. "I still feel different."
"Well, thank god you're not a Snugiraffe."
"Ach, ja, das ist fantastisch." admitted Dean
"What?"
"Dean, you can speak German?""I didn't use to...." Dean started
"Andy," said Phil, "you've done the impossible."
"I know."
"You made Dean smart!". Phil stood up on a raised section and started clapping, "A round of applause for Jay Chrysler!"
The assorted group started clapping...
 
Dean "German" Thomas
 
Sorry it's so short, got a latin exam tomorrow, should probably be doing work for that....