I@M GONNA KILL 'IM

Who: Various people
When: Just after she was turned into a ninty year old.
"I'm going to kill you if you don't sort me out" Alota said in a
high old voice, her saggy skin stretched when she spoke
"Righty oh" Tara said, she pressed a random button and Alota's white
hair lifted up and the tube went dark, the darkness faded and alota
was alota again.
"Don't touch a thing!" she ordered "Restrain Dean thomas now" she
asked Jay, jay not wanting to get on the bad side of his wife did as
he was told and sat on him. Alota managed to get herself out of the
tube and out into open space,
"Sometimes i wonder how you got into the space corp Dean" she said
loudly then went to move to give her husband a hug, looking over her
shoulder she saw something moving in the shadows,
"Er guys" she began, as this giant spider thing crawled up the wall,
"Dean you sure you squished that hema thing?" she asked eyes still
focused ont he ceiling where the spider was getting ready to jump,
"Yeah it went splat" Dean said
"Well i think the hema things have evolved"
"Why?" Tara asked
"Cause that ones about to jump! last time i knew they didn't jump!"
Alota shouted diving everyone out of the way as this giant spider
pounced and shook the whole room.
"Dean" Alota began whispering
"What?" Dean began as they hid behind barrels with the others,
"Flap your arms like wings and go 'bzzzzzzzzz'" she said "also do it
over there" she pointed to an empty space
"WHAT?!" Dean whisper hissed "Are you crazy?!" he asked.
"No, but i have a cunning plan" Alota said
"Hey haven't i heard that somewhere before?" Tara asked
"Did you ever watch black adder?" Alota asked
"Nope"
"Well then that's ok just do it Dean"
"But...."
"DO it!!!"
"I'll buy you eenough alchol to make you drunk if you want" Jay said
"Ok i'm going" and so Dean did he stood in a space flapping his arms
going bzzzzzz, the jumping spider seemed to notice the fly bait and
started jumping towards him, Dean started sweating as the spider
jumped right next to him and started feeling him up,
"Alota 'bzzzzz' anytime now bzzzz'" Dean said as the spider started
hissing at his 'prey'
"Keep going" Alota shouted, as she pulled a huge feck off gun alla
men in black style and aimed it and the bug. The spider was about to
sink her teeth into Dean who was still bzzing sorted of sweated
screamed, as the teeth nearly scratched his face, the spider blew up
from the back end to the front and left a trail of goo all over the
place including dean. Jay walked up to him and handed him a pair of
boxer shorts,
"just in case" he says
"alota why did you wait so long?" Dean asked stunned
"No reason" Alota said smiling "Besides revenge" she giggled.
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