Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Ok, new revised edition of my post, well, not to revised, aww hell!
Posted: Apr 18, 2003, 11:00am
just to clarify....in my last post
'lcena'
that means clean! its an anagram and was totally deliberate.................
...
.."that fooled em"..
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Subject: Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Ok, new revised edition of my post, well, not to revised, aww hell!
'SHHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!' screamed Keats as he tried an emergency stop, consisting of a sharp low turn, which wasnt to good an idea....SPLAT...
"Aww smeg" muttered Jay as a fast moving object smattered itself across the plexi-glass as he was brining the starbug into land. "Damn pigeons.."
He tried to use the windscreen washers and wipers to lcena it but to no avail. Sighing, he opened the side hatch, glass scraper iin his hand and scraped the limp form of Keats from the front of the cockpit. "Keats if you've scratched the paintwork its coming outta your salary!" Jay shouted, looking down at Keats as he staggered to his feet.
Keats didnt reply, he just stumbled around and fell back onto his ass.
"Phil..." said Jay "Why is it the corp. only give me morons for my department?"
"HEY!" Kara and Amber shouted.
"PRESENT COMPANY EXCLUDED!" Jay shouted back into the midsection. "They dont' hear your orders but they sure as hell hear that..." Jay said to Phil
The group consisting of Phil,.Eve, Amber, Rufus, Kara and Jay stepped down the boarding ramp and stood around Keats in a circle, Jay helped him to his feet.
"Where are the others?" asked Phil
"Ah lost 'em back whan we go' attacked by a smeggin bug! The soothern pansie's coouldn't handle it!"
"So you ran away" Jay said bluntly.
"Yes sir"
"Take us back to where you last saw them" Phil said "Everyone, arm yoursleves"
"Shame Efof's not here" Rufus said, "He's got more 'arms' than anyone!"
Amber hit him.
"OW!" Rufus whined "Daaaad!"
"Frankly son,....you deserved it!"
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Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Ok, new revised edition of my post, well, not to revised, aww hell!
Keats started the motor, for fun he revved the engine a it first, at least he would do if several of the lights wernt flashing at him. Keats swore and jumped out, kicking the side as he went. 'Bloody thing, serves me right really for going on the ones in the area marked "maintanence" heh'. looking around, he saw only one other vehicle he could use, secured in a crewmans personnal parking area, was a perfect reconstructed Triumph '900 Legend' model, in BR Green. KEats walked over to it, gave it a tug and found it was secured to tightly. 'In these situations,' thought Keats, 'Theres only one thing to do..' Keats started to scratch himself.The ship looked at the one it chose to seperate, it decided that it should have some fun with this one....After five minutes of sawing, hitting, scratching and power-tool wielding, The bike came free. This time, it REALLY revved, 'Yep, theres nothing like the sound of 1200 ccs of pure power between ones legs...' pondering this thought for a moment, he drove off, stopping briefly for a few last things, a leather jacket hanging up on a peg, an antique pair of sun-glasses and some kind of ancient ballistic weapon, using large slugs. KEats smile grew more...The ship stared, curiously at this figure on a motorised contraption'OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT!!!!' KEats was bombing off down a corridor, qute oblivious to the speedometre, that was reading well over 100mph, and was still rising...The ship predicted its new projects course, it was heading to a landing bay, as was some other ship... Keats bike flew into a lagre open area, pinned back by the speed he was going, 'it wast like this in the games', he thought... as he was going across the landing bay, he caught sight of a large green ship starting to land, he then noticed he was heading straight fo it...'SHHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!' screamed Keats as he tried an emergency stop, consisting of a sharp low turn, which wasnt to good an idea....<Tag, sorry guys, il never trust yahoo again!> JMC's best....brightest....the most drunk.....www.BlueDwarf.co.uk-Your number one resource in all things Blue Dwarf related,Take the Blue Dwarf Quiz now!To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@egroups.comYour use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. JMC's best....brightest....the most drunk.....www.BlueDwarf.co.uk-Your number one resource in all things Blue Dwarf related,Take the Blue Dwarf Quiz now!To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@egroups.comYour use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.