Dearth of a hamster...

Who: Some goits, their annoying sidekicks, and Captain what's-his-
name...
When: AE4
Where: Like that ever mattered...
<Yet another 'pain in the arse' cliff thingee..>
Back with the TV watching crowd upon the 'beer buggie' a crew member
yelled, "Hey, this Is my favorite show!", as they heard the Narrator
explain, "We now join the troopers in pursuit of the kidnappers, who
are currently interrogating a friend of the empire."
The scene on the TV suddenly switched to a pair of Stormtroopers
riding a Airbike towards the Cartoonish dwarfers as one
intoned, "Their
within range!" And the pair started shooting.
"Their shooting at us!" Screamed Rufus, as Laser bolts started
exploding in the sand all around them.
"No Smeg, Mr. Obivousman!" Calls Eve/jessica ducking behind Cannon,
along with Jay/bender, Kara & Amber. Unfortunately, The overgrown
lint ball wasn't fast enough to dodge and one of the first few laser
bolts blew him up, so he was busy reforming.
Another laser bolt exploded right next to Cannon, and the group was
scattered in all directions from the concussion. And as the smoke
cleared, The group saw Cannon was free and legging it away while the
stormtroopers swept by and started to loop back to continue their
aerial assault on them.
White Wolf reformed back into his full hamster form and yelled to
Jay/Bender and the rest of the crewmembers about who were sitting on
their duffs in the sand about him, "Don't let him get away! He's the
only one who probably knows how to get out of this crazed place,
after him!"
<yeah, yeah, end whatever...>
Utter panic had ensued as the troopers circled back and began firing
again - everybody ran every which way. Rufus & Amber tripped over
each other and fell, while Jessica rabbit stopped and tried to help
them back up, Jay/bender quickly dodged around them, and tried
catching a ride on Kara, who thinking only of herself, had quickly
trail brazed her way away from the scene leaving a trail of cartoon
dust, before eventually making a sharp turn at a cliff side causing
jay/bender to fly off and and smack into it and become completely
cold cocked.
Several more Stormtroopers showed up on foot with blasters and
rapidly stuffed weapons barrels in the faces of the fearful foursome
remaining standing, While several more troopers ran over to where
Jay/bender was getting up and starting to struggle for escape.
"FREEZE, dirtballs!" Yelled one of them, who sounded authoritative to
the Foursome, while in the background a number of the other troopers
were pummelling Jay with their blasters, and muttering something
about 'rodney king'.
The struggling dwarfers came to an abrupt halt.
"On your faces, slimeballs!" Said the authoritative sounding Trooper.
The foresome merely stared back at him for a moment.
"What are you waiting for?" yelled another trooper.
Then Rufus raised his hand. "Sir. If we are to 'freeze', then we
can't 'get on our faces'. And if we 'get on our faces', we'll be in
motion."
"SHADDUP TOON!!" said the trooper, while jabbing the gun meaningfully
at Rufus's crouch.
"Y-yessir!" replied Rufus backing away while wincing slightly and
nearly doubling over.
The authoritative sounding trooper prodded White Wolf in the furry
shoulder with his blaster. "What are you? And where did you come
from?"
Amber waved, looking as if she was going to burst.
"Well?!"
Amber pointed to her mouth, then waved.
The trooper rolled his eyes inside his helmet and let a out a sigh of
disgust, "You can answer questions, you idiots."
Amber deflated, as if she'd been holding her breath. "Yes sir. Um...
he's a hamster, and we're from the Blue Dwarf."
The trooper turned back to White Wolf. "Well, You're the tallest, so
you must be in charge. What are all of you doing here?"
"Ah... We were..." White Wolf paused as he saw Jay/bender get up and
start to escape.
Another trooper glanced over there and pointed while calling, "Sir,
One of the other prisoners is getting away!"
"Stop or we'll shoot!" Yelled one of troopers who had paused while
pummeling Jay a few moments ago, to make sure he hadn't damaged his
blaster while using it on Jay's skull. "I said, Stop!" He repeated,
Then fired a warning shot which struck the sound man in the
leg. "opps, Sorry bob!"
Other troopers fired several more shots after Jay. The authoritative
sounding trooper turned around, kneel braced while raising his
blaster rifle to his shoulder and calmly said, "I've got him!"
Jay was slowing and raising his hands, when the kneeling trooper
gunned him down.
"Take care of the rest of the prisoners." Ordered the authoritative
sounding trooper lowering his gun, and standing up.
Several of the troopers gruffly wrestled Rufus, Amber, White Wolf, &
Eve to the ground.
"Why did you shoot him? He was surrendering!" yelled the wounded
sound man from alongside the camera.
"What's it matter? He was an enemy of the empire." Commented the
authoritative sounding trooper, "Now hand over all your camera &
sounding recordings for evidence."
"Are you kidding? This is a entertainment show!" Called back the
wounded sound man, as the cameraman started backing away in panic.
"Looks like we've got ourselves some more rebel sympathizers here!"
Yelled another trooper closing in from the side.
The Cameraman let out a yelp as two more troopers converged upon him,
and the camera quickly fell to the ground, giving a somewhat obscured
view of the struggle going on between the four remaining dwarfers and
the troopers in the background.
White Wolf squirmed out from under the crush of troopers piling on,
then quickly bolted away on all fours and went off screen.
Then the screen suddenly went red just as the struggling cameraman
was thrown to the ground in front of screen and loud blaster shot was
heard. The ending credits began to roll on the screen while last
sounds from the camera were;
"10-66, We have a report one of the suspects is fleeing into a
residential district."
>Creech<
"20-60, we have the suspect in sight, Troopers one six & three seven
are pursuing on foot."
>scritch<
"Code 19 Suspect should be considered armed and dangerous."
>krech<
"This is unit one six, I heard Weapons Fire, what's your status three
seven?"
>scritch<
"This is three seven, Suspect is down."
>Kritch<
"Copy. I have you in sight three seven. Unit one six to base, we have
a code 75"
>Creech<
"We copy one six, the Medical Examiner has been dispatched to your
location."