Married to a moron, JP by Alota and Jay....hollywoods golden couple.

Jay set the comm-link to Alota's frequency, he was certain someone was pulling a fast one, after all, Keto himself had told him not to expect Alota to be waking from her coma anytime soon, still...he had to be sure. "Chrysler to....um..Chrysler?"
Was what alota heard beeping from her comm-link. She looked down to the tiny little emitter and blinked rapidly. Pressing the reply button she said.
"Jay"?
She was greeted by silence. "Hello?" she asked again after a few seconds ."Erm...Alota?.." came the response. "Er..Yeah!" Alota replied. "Hi honey"
 
she giggled slightly, "Been along time" she said, then quickly added "I think" she then started fiddling with a latch on her gun, "I've missed you" she admitted
"I've missed you..I mean I've missed Alota." said Jay, "This is a pretty sick joke..." he continued, "Who put you up to it? Dean? Efof?"
"Jay I am Alota you dipstick" she sighed
"Let me guess, I have to convince you that I am who I say I am"
"Good luck..." said Jay, he had a trace of malice in his voice, after all, someone was trying to convince him that his wife was out of her coma, Truly truly pitiful if there was nothing better to do.
 
"Oh gees lett me see there was the time
 you got yourself absolutly and totally utterly plastered you decided it would be a good idea to inject hellium up your ass just to see if your farts would be high pitched,
you accidently shaved Katrinas cat and then thought it would be good to superglue someone's toupee to cover up the bald spots, you spilt battery acid into the chicken soup machine and when someone came along to drink it and complimented you on the fantastic recipe you took all the credit then denied it when his missus came back wondering why he was coughing up double A batteries,
then there was the time you thought it would be a good idea to do a fly on the wall documentary....of a fly, very fantastic, also there was that toilet racing incident which people are still wondering where captain cannons memorial toilet disappeared to, then let me remind you about the rubber bugs you left everywhere and the fact that when you accidently crossed a proper bug you cried like a baby, then recorded the
baby sound and sold it to childless couples on the bluedwarf Then there was the geratric snowboard races in AR that you thought would be cool, then lets not forget the giblets and weed whacker! Need anymore convincing?"
 
Jay was silent for a minute then said..."Ok........little more..."
 
"ok" Alota paused
 
"Jay you've forced me to pull out the big guns" she breathed in "Lets not.......forget fluffy bunny!"
"Jay" she said "Yes honey" he asked "Your sleeping on the couch"
"I'M CONVINCED!" Jay said even more keenly, he heard a growling noise and Dean's girlish screams through the comm. "Whats happening there?!" he said, suddenly concerned.
"Dean stubbed his toe, but yeah we're currently running away from hema-watzits"
Phil appeared next to Jay looking smug, "Jay" he said "Set a course for that derelict, according to Cannon theres something over there that I think may be of interest..." Jay turned back to the comm "We're coming over Alota..try to hold it off til we arrive" she then heard him talking to the rest of starbugs occupants
"Guy's...it's hero time!"
 
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