We have ways of making you talk

"You will tell me ever...OW SMEG IT...stubbed me toe..."
 
Phil jumped about like a ddemted lemming
 
"That your normal intergoation technigue is it?" smaremed Cannon
 
"What?"
 
"Dancing about like a ferret with a forth of july rocket up his arse?"
 
"Excuse me , I happen to be from England..."
 
"Well pardon me, November the fifth then...happy?"
 
"Right that does it....."
 
Phil went over to a locked cupboard and opened it...Iniside was MP, sound asleep, with a bag on his head...
 
Pulling the bag of his head..Phil gently woke up the midget..
 
"Mini-me...i need you to do something for me..." Phil wispered in MP ear..
 
"E?"
 
"Yes..right now?"
 
"EeeeE?"
 
"Yes i know it's not January, but please...I'll let you stay and watch..."
 
"EEEE!!" said the midget and ran off towards the back of the bug. As he passed Cannon, he slowed, lookee, rubbed his hands and went "MWEEEEEEEEE"
 
Cannon was starting to get worried.
 
"What has you got planned?"
 
"Oh shut up..." and for the hell of he he slapped Cannon...Not too hard, but hard enough so the hologram felt pain.
 
"What have you done? I shoulnt be able to feel pain?"
 
"Made some modifactions to your bee...and Now MR..Your going to tell me eveyhting you know about the Hymoneptra plans or...ah here is is now..."
 
MP had returned with his undergarments in his hand...Phil, using those tongs that are normaly used for removing nuclear fuel from reactors, took hold of the garments and waved them towards the ex-captain of BD.
 
 
{begin snip}

"Open a channel..PHIL!" Jay shouted "I'm calling my wife!"
"O-Kaaayyy!" came Phils vocie from the next room "Cannon will ya stop squirmung?!"
{End snip}
 
"OKAY OKAY I'LL TELL YOU...JUST KEEP THOSE THINGS AWAY FROM ME..." This was an impressive feat as Cannon had succesfullly talked in capitals without managing to breath in any of the fumes from the midgets pants...
 
**20 fact filled mins later **
 
Cannon had passed out from MP pants being placed on his head, so Phil quickly droped the pants into the garbage disposal shute...He was then surprised to see them land on the windscreen on another nearby bug..
 
He looked over the list that cannon had dictaed to him...If what was here was true...then they had a chance not only to get the uper hand on the bugs, but bring back BD....
 
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