Signed off by Who?
"Maffofff miffof maf mif ma mo, mat maaa maaas mis iff"
"Ok dean enough about your hemaroids, take the kipper out of your
mouth and explain whats going on" Alota sad "And see a doctor, i
here Keto has a good hemaroid cure"
<END SNIP>
"Really? If only I had haemarroids, now, I think I need to sign that
form too, if I could ahve it here please ma'am."
Alota handed him the form.
"Ah."
"Ah what?" said Alota, once again rising to anger.
"Nothing, nothing. But I didn't know we had a 'Dr. Crazy Woman Stop
Scaring Me!' aboard the Blue Dwarf.
"Aww.. smeg!" Alota yelled.
"It's alright, you'll be in command all but officially ok? I'll
still be technically above you..." Alota picked up the
kipper, "...but only technically, in paractice you have complete
command...." Alota, flicked the kipper dangerously. "...ma'am."
"Thank you Dean," said Alota dropping the kipper on the floor once
again.
"Now, if you don't mind me asking," started Dean, "Where are the
others? This new pilot, the guy who applied to every department, and
where's Tara too?"
Alota shrugged, "Somewhere in the ship," her expression
hardened, "they ran off without me. Bastards."
"Erm.. and a bitch ma'am, surely, I do believe
nurse..cleavage...woman..." Dean tailed off. "Shall I hit myself
with the kipper now or later?"
"Later." Alota said, "It's no longer wet, I'll put in the bath for a
few hours first."
"Excellent choice." commented Dean.
"Right, well, waht you waiting for? Get your comm unit out and order
those stupid gits back to the ship! NOW!"
Dean was visibly forced backwards from the force of Alota's yell.
"Dean Thomas calling John Keats, Jack, or Tara Cleavage, come in
please."
Alota went towards teh cockpit.
"Dean Thomas calling John Keats, Jack, or Tara Cleavage, come in
please."
Alota came back, holding three comm units in her hands.
"Great." said Dean
"I thought so." added Alota.
"Right, well, shall we?" he gestured at the door.
"Certainly." added Alota, heading towards it.
"Hang on!" Dean added, before going to a storage lockr and pulling
out 2 bazookoids. "These'll prove useful I reckon."
"Not as useful as this." said Alota, scopping up the kipper.
"Put it away! Please!" said Dean, cowering in the corner again.
Dean "Bloody Kippers" Thomas