Don\'t Hurt Me!
"Ok, guys, listen, we've got your co-ordinates, we're coming over,
whatever happens: DON'T LEAVE THE SHUTTLE! And that's an order!"
"Great, now I'm taking orders from Dean!" added Alota, "THings
really are going downhill fast."
<SNIP>
The message "Call ended" scrolled across the scene as Dean got on
the comm. "Buckle up ya drunkards."
Programming in the co-ordinates, Dean looked as teh computer chose
the safest route to the destination, then, ignoring it completely,
Dean floored it, the Bug shaking and vibrating under the strain.
"Sorry, sorry." he shouted back at the graons from behind him, then
he released the handbrake. Everyone in the midsection flew towards
teh back of the ship and whacked against the rear bulkhead with an
almighty thump.
"I DID warn you!" Dean said defensively over the ships comm...
<5 FAST MINUTES LATER>
"Grab on back there!" Dean hit reverse thrust bringing the "Beer
Buggy" (now more aptly named the Vomit Vehicle) to a sudden stop.
All the partygoers flew into the cockpit.
"I'm sure this breaks Health and Safety regulations." said Dean,
before turning on the sprinklers to sober them all up. "I'm going to
the other ship, back in a tic." Then he put lock down on the
controls, didn't want Rio going crazy and doign some drunken drviing
whilst he was away...
Dean walked out the airlock, and breathed. Well, at least it's
breathable he mused to himself, as he jauntily wandered across to
meet the latest additions to his, whoops, Jay's department.
"Cooeee?" he called walking through the airlock on the other bug.
Only thing he could see was Alota, with a wet kipper in her hand.
"Don't hurt me!" me whimpered.
Dean "Kippered" Thomas