Congelation and tribulation

Who: U.S Jack, John 'Wall Eyes Keats', Tara, The Tree
When: Little after before
Where: Medi shutle
John Returned from the Lavatory, curious about the violent rockings
of the ship, His Secret home brew hed stashed away had gone straight
through him and left a feeling that hed been stomach pumped, probably
to much anti freeze he thought, but he put the bottle in his top
pocket for later consumption. Glancing back towards the Medical
Comparment, he noticed Tara leaning up against the wall, apparantly
unshacken by current events. Looking back towards the front, Johns
mouth dopped open, That fool U.S. Jack had been taking libertys with
the ship, barrel rolls, spins, that was his own job, not some
scitzophrenic Acadamey drop-outs! Striding to the front, he heard
Jack Shout...
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DAMMIT!!!, what am i saying... *whew* they moved... damn, that was
too
close...... is that an asteroid??
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John: 'Jack, you fool, what the....' remembering himself, he changed
to his fake scottish accent, (well, it got him all 2 of his previous
girlfriends....) 'What thee heel are ye doing ye southern pansie!!!'
Jack: 'ITS AN ASTEROID, ITS RIGHT THERE!!!'
Jack waved nervously at the scanner, it had a large greeny brown
blob, that was normally associated with Large Rocks
John: Get tha heel otta me place ya grrreesed up bume!'
John flung aside Jack, and grabbed the stick, remembering his
training (a week of some space flight simulator he managed to get off
some guy on Titan) he grabbed at the stick and hauled upwards,
however, no matter how hard he tried, he couldnt get out of the
things way, it seemed to be matchng velocity to
John: 'Either this things the size of the dwarf, or were dealing with
something with a far superior technology' then, remembering
himself 'yee sooth side farrt!'
From the rear of the ship, John Could hear Tara laughing to herself
Jack: 'Do something, anything!!'
Jack Grabbed hold of John, swinging him towards the scanner, the blob
hadnt moved.. At this moment, john bottle of homebrew flung itslef
from its hiding place and shatterd against the screen, a large
fizzling sound was just about audible above the laughter and
panicking around the ship
John: 'Oh god, what have you done n...' The Apparant asteroid then
decided to fling itself directly towards the ship, rolling
down... '3..., 2..., 1...., 0..? -1...?!?! what the hell?!'
Jack bent down and prodded the suposed asteroid
Jack: 'Oh..'
In his hand he gingerly beared a large congealed lump of mucus
Jack: 'Ummm, I think we may of over reacted...'
From the rear of the ship, a manic laughter erupted from tara, and
some random rustles the John could only place to sniggering...
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OOC-
Phew, a bit long that one, next person please!!