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When: now-ish
Where: medi ship/ inside jacks mind
Who: Usually Stable Jack
ok, The medi-ship, home of (atm) Jack and 'Wall eyes', but wall eyes had
managed to get Jack into his pilot personality, meaning he was having a bit
of fun, loops, barrel-rolls, etc, but, unfortunately, at that precise
moment, the one that everyone hates, just when you need to do something, the
inevitable happens, you blank... The Medi-Ship, hurtling towards the
flagship of the bug-fleet, 25.476 seconds before collision, Jack gets that
funny feeling that he doesn't have a personality, or a mind for tht matter.
For deep within, the 9 people that make up Jack, are stuck in one place, one
behind the grassy knoll, one up in the old library, and 7 others scattered
around, First we see the scientist, sitting at a table, drawing up plans for
a new invention, the 'I Win' device, but just as he finishes it, the
security guard swings round the corner with a bazookoid, *BLAM* the
invention, and the mad professor, are toast, until the next time, but, as
usual, the Civvie was the first to go, driving down the street, oblivious to
the fact that 2 bazookoids, one from a building, and another from a lump of
grass, blast him into a million pieces, (12 seconds left)
the 2 bazookoids train on each other, 2 in a split second, leaving the
pilot, the engineer, the security guard, and the others, that happen to
spontaneously combust at the same time, all in a death match, to decide who
takes control. All walk out of the buildings, with their weapons, the
pilot, with the bug-mounted-cannon-on-a-stick, the engineer, with an
overloading mini reactor, the guard, with a bazookoid, all blasting each
other into oblivion, The engineer is first to go, reactor blast in the face,
not very nice, shortly followed by the pilot, bazookoid in the groinal area,
ooch!! The Guard takes over...
Holly: ok, now might be a good time to MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!!!
Jack: but how do you move this damn thing!!! the controls are jammed!!
Holly: that isn't the controls, its the chair elevation lever, its the other
one!!!!
Jack: oh yeah..
3...2...1... impact imminent!!!
holly: ummm, we forgot to check the movements of the other ship, theyu've
already moved out of the way... they obviously don't trust you.
Jack: DAMMIT!!!, what am i saying... *whew* they moved... damn, that was too
close...... is that an asteroid??
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