Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] **Action ** Into Acme Land

The top of Homer/Phil's head jumped about 3 foot in the air flipped over. Phil grabbed his throat, dived out the window and stuck his head in the horse trough, and started to blubber..
 
** meanwhile **
In a hotel across from the bar Cannon spied Phil and co and cursed. He should have know they would have found a way to get to him...even in here..
 
"I just have one question" said Jay, in the form of the alcoholic robot.
"OH?" Phil asked..trying to comb over the few hairs on his yellow head.
"Were in acme land right..."
"Uh-huh."
"And were chasing Cannon"
"Yeh..."
"so.....were Wile E. coyote to his Roadrunner, Elmer Fudd to his Bugs, Slyvester to his tweety, Tom to his Jer.."
"Whats your point"
"THE CAT ALWAYS LOSES!"
Phil looked blankly at Jay.
"Well...think back to the cartoons we were ...uh..I mean Alota and Tara were watching..while they were both in comas... that we just happend to see as we walked through your living room...that excuse aint gonna hold out for us is it?"
"No..but carry on"
"Well..everytime Coyote comes up with a plan to catch the Roadrunner..IT BACKFIRES! PHIL...I DON'T WANNA BE THROWN OFF OF MOUNTAINS AND SMASHED BY BOULDERS EVERY FIVE MINUTES!"
"You make a convincing argument,..."
 
 
 

----- Original Message -----
From: Chris Kentlea
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Tuesday, April 01, 2003 7:54 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] **Action ** Into Acme Land

Who : Phil(as Homer), Jay(as bender), Mcgellan, plus who ever wants to join in later (max of two more)
Where : AcmeLand in AR
When : After Mcgellan was plugged in
 
Phil/Homer stood up and looked around the bright landscape. For some reason the program had dumped them into what looked like a cartoon version of arizona.
 
As he looked around there was a *pop* noise and Bender appeared next to him. There was a curious Jay'ness
 
"Is that you Jay?" asked Phil/Homer
 
"Bite my shiny metal a..." replied the robot
 
"Yup...i's you allright..."
 
There was a noise from the distance...It looked like a small town...
 
"I suggest we start out search there...."
 
**10 mins later **
 
For some odd reason, the bar in town was the only place open.
 
"Dunno about you, but I'm thirsty..." said Jay/Bender...
 
"Jay...NO DONT DRINK REMEMBER WHERE WE ARE....!"
 
But it was too late...Jay had just downed a bottle of 150% proof wiskey. Nothing happened. "Damm good stuf...you should try it Phil..."
 
"Gimmie that..." said Phil drinking the same liquid.
 
It should be noted that one of the fundamental rules of comedy is that if the item doesnt affect the person who drink it first, it WILL affect the second person...espcially if the first didnt know what they were doing...well you get the idea.
 
The top of Homer/Phil's head jumped about 3 foot in the air flipped over. Phil grabbed his throat, dived out the window and stuck his head in the horse trough, and started to blubber..
 
** meanwhile **
In a hotel across from the bar Cannon spied Phil and co and cursed. He should have know they would have found a way to get to him...even in here..
 
 
 
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