NAMELESS!

"Faulty port thruster?" Jay said again after what was presumably Deans response "Ok, I'll get Zodar onto it when we land"
<END SNIP>
 
"Yeah, the phrase "land" is a bit wide of the mark."
"What you mean?" asked Jay,
"Well, to kinda mourn the death of the ship, we've had a bit of a wake on this craft, we managed to get a few crates..."
"You mean...."
"I mean that this starbug is completely laden with alcohol! Nothing else!"
Eve turned from her position at the science console, "So the most flammable starbug, the one that has the least chance of survivng a crash, is in Dean's hands?"
"Yup." said Jasmine from the mid-section."Dear god.."
"We should probably name the ship something other then Starbug 3." said Dean
"Well, it's full of alcohol, so a name on that theme would be a good idea."
 
<OOC: Feel free to pitch in here guys, it DOES need a name, and I can't think of anything>
 
"All senior staff"... came Phil's voice across the comm.
"Erm...that's none of us right? I mean I'm second in command of navigation, but I reckon none of us count as senior staff?"
General mutterings came from around the bug, as the crewmembers tried to work out what "senior" meant.
Dean flipped the comm to all frequencies, "Jay? Phil? Anyone? Define "senior" will ya?"
"Why?"
"Well, cos none of us actually know what you classify as senior. I would have thought us asking "what does it mean" would have given that away... unless you're more stupid then me!" said Dean, waiting for a reply...
 
Dean "Well, it's crap but I posted it myself" Thomas