The tale of the lost engineer

Recap: Having fled the Non-alcoholic bar booze-up due to a groin-stabbing skutter and a massive tattooed biker-chappy, Canazza wound up in the medical bay stitching up his groin. He promptly got lost and was attacked by a demented virus-infected hologram and he promptly got even more lost...
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Canazza stepped out of the lift and into a dimly lit corridor, it was quite run down and rustic. Well, more so that any other corridor on the ship.
Vending machines sat in the wall with congealed gunk on their delivery trays, broken strip-lights hung from the ceiling, many strange undeniable shadows moved across the floor and there was a strange monotone sound coming from down the corridor.
The floor began to shake, Canazza spun on the spot and saw a large undefined shadow moving towards him. He ducked into a recess and the figure passed him, The light from the lift lit it up. It looked strangely like Captain Cannon, that was shortly followed by the source of the monotone sound, Phil and MP, MP making his signature EEEEE sound, and a look of panic on their faces.
They were shortly followed by a herd of inbred hillbilly's carrying pitchforks, a trailing one was trying to run and shake off his worn jeans at the same time.
"Interesting" Canazza thought, "I must remind myself not to drink so much in future." - then added as an afterthought, "Hmm... maybe it was the peanuts"
The lights in the corridor dimmed even lower and turned to red,
Holly's voice came over the intercom "Abandon ship, this is not a drill, Abandon ship"
"Hmm... hopefully wherever they're headed is near a shuttlebay" Canazza promptly turned to follow them.Name: Dave 'promptly' Canazza
Status: Will more than likely be left aboard the ship if he doesn't hurry his drunken arse up.