booooze!

"What the hell was that?" Jay and Phil asked together as the entire ship was shaken.
"HOLLY?!" asked Phil,
"We appear to be under attack by the hymenoptera...least..thats wot it looks like.."
"We gotta get some pilots out there.." Phil said "Jay.."
"Up yours.."
Phil raised an eyebrow and said, "Fancy a pint?"
Jay looked at him and said "what did I just say?"
Phil...punched Jay and took him in a wrestiling hold, and began dragging him toward the bar
"TIMMY!" he yelled, at the robot who was, as usual at the bar "NEED A BEER NOW!"
"Let me go FeBuggure" Jay said "You're gonna regret this!" he broke free, but WD-40, Rufus and Phil grabbed him again and continued dragging him to the bar.
"DAMMIT CHRYSLER!" Phil shouted "USUALLY WE CANT STOP YOU DRINKING WHY GO TEA TOTAL NOW?!"
The pinned him against the bar where Timmy poured a pint of lager into a funnel, connected to a tube that he had inerted into Jays' throat, "More Timmy...more..we need him drunk so...he ...can fly...." Phil said.."did I just say that?"
Jay had stopped fighting a while back and seemed to be gesturing for more beer, he wasnt drunk, just..relaxed.
"Jay?" said Phil "You back man?"
Jay, pushed Timmy aside and got to his feet. "Hey buddy..guess I better get out there huh?" he said to Phil
"Good idea mate.." Phil replied
"um Dad?" came Amber's voice through the comm.
"Yes sweetie?"
"We can't get out to fight?"
"What do you mean?" Asked Jay
"Hollys on a lockdown.."
"You gotta be kidding me...." Phil said
Jay was already running to the drive room.
 
 
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