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Who:- Jay, Efof and the drive room crew.
Where:- Drive Room
When:- Drive room time
 

"Greetings crew...I have good news...the alchol ban has been lifted and as it's a very special day I am buying EVERYONE as much drink as they can handle..You are ALL excused duty and herby commanded to get your ases here right now!"
 
"What the smeg's he playing at?" Jay asked noone in particular as Phils message reached the Drive Room.  "Who cares?!" said Efof "He's giving us free beer!"
"Efof you four-armed fuckwit" Chrysler said in response "We got a whole planet's worth of Alcohol for the taking down there" he said, pointing at Earth through the viewport "And I promise you the Nav-department get first dibs on it"
Efof grinned at that, and turned back to the helm. "Holly" said Jay "Tell Lomaz to start sending shuttles to the surface, I'm bored of looting the promenade"  
"No can do Jay"
"Holly...do you know what pain is?" Jay threatened although not altogether sure how he could 'beat up' a computer.
"Theres a shipwide Lockdown, no-one gets off."
"Who set it?" Jay demanded, rage taking over him again.
"Rimmer, Eve Rimmer"
"Where..pray tell oh bald one is she?"
"Oi..I'm not Bald..I get it cut like this.."
"WHERE IS SHE?!!
"In the non-alcoholic bar 'T-Total'"
"Never heard of it"
"Opposite Parrots"
"Really?..Why have I never noticed it?"
"Cos when you go into Parrots, you have you back to T-Totals, when you come out, you're wankered"
"Good point.." Jay said he then turned to Efof "Look after things here..I'm gonna go teach Eve a lesson."
 
 
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