Evil Kayn's death

"Warning - Persuing vehicle" was the message that came up on Kayn's view as he circled the equivilant of the Pikachu IV moon for the fiftieth time. Kayn flicked the view to rear view, and sure enough, a blue midget was chasing him. Behind that was a blip that Kayn knew was the Space Eagle. Kayn smiled and decided to have some fun with the ships. He decided to play chicken with both ships.
 
Nipels and Efof were in the Space Eagle, whilst Harris, Steev, Smegg and Stewie were all in the midget. If Smegg was correct, the dimension drive would probably explode as the Valkyrie pulled itself inside out as soon as it was used. No-one understood Kayn's actions at this point. Ninety cameras went missing and most were visable outside the ship. Nipels had also pointed out that Kayn wouldn't fire at the ships (due to Kayn's respect for authority) and would only have to use minimal force if he would't come down.
 
Then they saw Kayn flip the ship upside down and charge towards them - thier plan had gone out the window. Nipels was confused, Efof was scared, Steev and Smegg seemed to be bracing themselves for the iminent explosions and Harris was - well, emotionless
 
Nipels heard a noise like a mobile phone. It was a message from Blue Dwarf."Who is it from?" asked Efof"Erm...it's from..." muttered Nipels as he tried to find the sender"Kayn?""That's impossible!" shouted Efof "He's in the Valkyrie""I'm putting him through" said Nipels as he typed some letters on the console
 
Kayn's face appeared on the monitor. He was dressed up in a broken straightjacket and was in Harris' torture room. His face was one of panic. He also had a large scar accross his forehead which was mixing into his blue hair
 
"Kayn?" asked Nipels"Evil Kayn's in the Valkyrie!" screamed Kayn through the microphone. At this point, Harris in the Blue Midget had latched onto the signal and was dissapointed at the fact that someone had broken out of one of his straightjackets"How did he get in there?" asked Nipels"After the ceremony he chloroformed me and put me in Harris' chamber - the guys a fruitcake!""That'd explain why he'd want the dimension drive," muttered Smegg realising the truth "He wants to get back to his dimension and terrorise it...""I'm shooting the b*****d down" muttered Harris locking on to the incoming Valkyrie with the Guasson Shotguns. Kayn sceamed a NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO down the microphone which stopped Harris. Kayn was almost openly weeping at the thought of his precious ship being destroyed
 
"It's going to go anyway!" said Smegg "That safety seal I gave it is only the equivallent of a toy's Lion mark"Sure enough, the words "Oh s**t..."  came from Evil-Kayn's ship as the lasercannon jammed
 
The Valkyrie's inner hull exploded, and it was cooked like it was in microwave oven - inside first. A large crack appeared in the frame, destroying all the video cameras toasting the hull. The frame was safe but all the electrics were destroyed. Kayn was motionless on the monitor, only muttering the words "It's gone" over and over again. Evil Kayn died inside the ship as his head exploded in the vacuum and subsequent explosion of the ninety cameras
 
"Never mind Kayn..." muttered Steev "We'll put it back together again"
Stewie was moaning over the loss of ninety video cameras - before he remembered the hefty insurance on them, at which point he cracked up laughing - He was rich
 
(Well...that answers everyone's little questions about the ships reliability and why Kayn would steal all that stuff - It's going to be repaired after this post - IT'S NOT DEAD YET!!!)